Mitch

We need the rest of the clips of him as compensation - surely there’s more than one

Jonathan Ross: overreacts

Tom Daley: showers

Celia Imrie: farts

#CelebrityTraitors

Well done for giving the girls and gays what they want #CelebrityTraitors

Uergh I'm so annoyed with myself. Cooked Steak, Chips and Broccoli but apparently forgot to turn the oven on so my chips aren't cooked 😭😭

People walking the wrong way up the entrance only stairs at Hammersmith deserve to be shot, just caused me to miss my train and the next one isn't for 12 minutes 🤬

A London Northwestern Railway Train numbered 350372 in a platform at London Euston

A model train version of the London Northwestern Railway Train 350372 on a white background

The trains are aligning for me this morning, I'm riding the big train unit of the model train I'm getting delivered in a few weeks.

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

Claudia Winkleman genuinely has the best job in the world #thecelebritytraitors #thetraitors

Not me being woken up at 2AM by the poster in my bathroom falling off the wall! 😭

My flat can't be haunted, it's only 5 years old.

In memoriam...

Maximising Stonegate mixr rewards to get 7 drinks for £26 is gay privilege

Added it up and I've written ~750 lines of code in 4 hours today. Think I've earnt a beveragino (Whilst I wait for Train simulator to upgrade again!)

This was desperately needed today.

I spoke too soon 😭

Eurgh the new @trainsimworld.com game is going to take me 8 hours to download 😭 I hate that they release it as a new game each year rather than upgrading the current one.

A tram in Basel

A piece of bread on a fork covered in fondue cheese with the bowl of cheese in the background

Popped into Switzerland for the day, rode a tram and had Fondue.

I am very jealous, I've been wanting to ride this for years!

The main entrance arches to Europa Park in the rain.

A brown 50 plant potter with purple flowers in the foreground as a Halloween procession walks behind

Barely took many photos as I was too busy either running from ride to ride or sheltering in the rain but Europa Park is stunning!

A glass of prosecco in a hand with the sun rising over Heathrow airfield outside the window.

When in Heathrow!

Screenshot from the British Airways app showing flight BA 998 to Cologne and BA 999 returning to London.

There is something quite satisfying being booked on BA999..

It's a straight path along this side of the river! 🤬

Why do runners have to pass you so close by when there is plenty of space on the path????

Get your sweaty arse away from me on this otherwise nice Sunday morning

The traitors franchise needs to do an ultimate version with a game between the hosts. We need Claudia Winkleman Vs Alan Cumming Vs Siobhan McSweeney e.t.c.

It's the use of "Confirmed Date" which annoyed me the most. A date you've made up is anything but confirmed 🤬

Project managers man 🤬

Me: I cannot give you a timeline to implement this as I need to scope out what development is required for it.

PM: Shall I put down a confirmed date of 1st November?

Me: No 🤬😡😤

In the gym and I swear I can smell burger king.

Either I'm having a stroke or someone's being evil.

I want a reverse vacation. I want to stay home and have everyone I know go away for a week.

Having one of them days when I'm ready for bed already.
At least I've got some Vodka in.

Ohh Fair, I keep seeing shots of Liverpool St station being crazy overcrowded so assumed the rest of the line was comparable

I'm not sure if TfL will release them but I'd love to see the figures for ridership on the Lizzie Line this week, I bet it's astronomically high.