@ensignhoe.bsky.social
In dog years, I’m a doctor.
Portland Oregon’s I Love This Park and Pond
16.11.2025 13:34 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0It’s hard to have penetrative sex in the back of a Prius, but not impossible
16.03.2025 09:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coping with poverty mantra:“I’m not poor, this is cottage core”
22.02.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay you fucks why did no one tell me it’s Laundromat not Laundry mat I’m so mad
12.02.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks for reminding me what "grapefruiting your man" sounds like @jamieloftus.bsky.social
11.02.2025 00:39 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Grown up girl doing grown up things because she a grown up girl
09.02.2025 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘What team does he play for?’
‘Uh I think he’s red team affiliated?’
The only correct answer to ‘what team are we rooting for Sunday’ is Kendrick Lamar
09.02.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The laundry mat is right by the lutz and the patio is empty so I can fart as much as I want what a blessing
09.02.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just want to listen to my Weedeater/Migos playlist without remembering Doin’ Your Mom
07.02.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I think ray william Johnson is gone his face pops up on some out of nowhere platform like Spotify???
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Clackamas United Church of Christ in Oregon
01.02.2025 04:07 — 👍 3658 🔁 611 💬 28 📌 20Bright Eyes is ska now so sit with that for awhile
29.01.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
20.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 27586 🔁 2551 💬 459 📌 109
What’s counting my orloks???
13.01.2025 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is RAINING and this is Portland it’s not like rain *isn’t* expected
11.01.2025 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sandals, capris AND a beanie is a wild combo, coffee shop man
11.01.2025 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just saw a man who looked exactly like Albert Einstein driving a Toyota tundra down 92nd
I’m too high to handle this right now
God put me on this earth to drink Olive Garden cocktails and make everyone listen to ska for 3 hours (which is like 1 streetlight manifesto song)
06.01.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy new year, strive to be more like me; drowning in a sea of her own flesh
01.01.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay fine I’m here
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