Bryce August

YouTube video by unARTigNYC Refused - Hook, Line and Sinker (Bielefeld 1998 - Master).

Dennis Lyxszen's leg kick game is fucking unrivaled. God damn this goes hard. #refused #hardcore

This is the pulse, this is the sound. #gulfofmexico #refused

Certified loverboy? Certified habitat! You’re a colleague AND a pollinator!

Shout out to Fred Meyer on Hawthorne for following up The Final Countdown with Uncle Kracker. Big End Times Vibes.

parker's truck stop sign, winnemucca, nevada, 1991

parker's truck stop sign, winnemucca, nevada, 1991

I can’t believe we’re choosing sides in the nu metal throwback wars but here we are.

UK Garage sample/interpolation of Gangsta’s Paradise

Ethereal trance cover of Fade into You

Whoever named Montezuma’s Revenge really nailed it. Some anti colonialist history combined with doodoo humor. 10/10 no notes.

Kendrick smiling at half time show

this is the most patriotic I’ve felt since 9/11

Old man with mustache in Mahomes jersey just screamed at a waiter “this isn’t a Skinny Margarita, there are no jalapeños in it and there’s no alcohol!!” As a former bartender, his next drink will have negative alcohol and extra jalapeños.

Judging by the fandom quotient of the asshole boomer clientele at this resort, the Eagles dog walking the Chefs is a little bit of karmic release that I will take wherever I can get. #superbowl

This is the second time I have watched the Super Bowl outside of the US. I could get into the idea.

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Aaron Judge and the New York Yankees canonically exist in the Paw Patrol universe.

“If I ever abandon this research, it will be because I am weary of being dismissed as an eccentric—precisely because research appears absurd to those who are content to follow the well-trodden path.”
Apollinaire, letter to André Billy, 1918.

My kid sleeping in the other room posted up in the jacuzzi tub with mezcal out the coupe. #parentalbronson

Order another Dos Equis from the bucktooth waitress with the cross tattoo

At the Cabo steakhouse, got the mariachis playing Ring of Fire while I dust the orange with tajin for the mezcal chaser

Or let me write it a different way for Accidental Bronson:

At a pirate-themed steakhouse in Cabo San Lucas and the mariachi band is playing a cover of “Ring of Fire” in a sublime moment of surreal recursion.

Different pool: club cover of Radiohead’s Creep

Children’s choir singing the chorus, plus saxophone solo… WOW

Thumper trance cover of Losing my Religion by REM

Notably weird covers from poolside at this resort in Cabo:
Moody techno remix of the Disturbed cover of Sound of Silence (or was it Staind? Are they the same band?)
Latin guitar house r&b cover of the Friends theme song
An interpolation of the chorus of Hey Ya (?)

Here we are a metaphor…

Dream blunt rotation.

Type of dude to hear James Hetfield say “my lifestyle determines my deathstyle” in Metallica’s single Frantic off their 2003 St. Anger LP say to himself “holy shit dude”

George Bush Sr.’s granddaughter, Lauren, married Ralph Lauren’s son. Her name is now legally: Lauren Bush Lauren.

Good thing there won’t be any other Smiths out on the slopes! Not even Johnny Marr!

These are lovely!