Coup Otter

he stretches his leathery wings
and reaches for an apple
freshly dropped
dew kissed
gleaming in steamy sunshine
immersed in the uncounted rotted
relentlessly harried
by wasps oblivious to
>desirous of>>
their alcoholic stench
deathly seducer of city folk!
encircled by mountains
older than this mud

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oh. i see.

what's the skinny, Nana from Jersey? ya got sum dirt lol 😉

first thing i thought of, but do we know anything about her parents? not everyone attending Rutgers Law is rich. she's Black. are there rich Blacks? sure. are they less common than rich whites? uh, yes. so not impossible but less likely? i dig into the numbers in my repost :)

one of her *many* mistakes was hiring a pro to fuck her up. as the (disturbing!) photos make clear, they were unable to mask their artistry. Greene's sporting some awesome scars now! hope it helps in the big house. (does anyone still call it the big house? i'm so old.)

a 36-month lease on a Grecale costs $1k to $1.3k/mo, while a Levante can be had for no less than $1.4k/mo, in which case we're talking 25% of take-home pay, which to me sounds irresponsible and impulsive...and which brings us back to a person who (allegedly!) disfigured herself for Donald Trump.

excuse me, getting new info...

she was actually a Constituent Advocate (Services) Director, making ~$89k/year or $5.5k/month after tax. the Maserati is looking a bit more reasonable now. i see mooks motoring around Queens with hot cars all the time. but i've assumed she's leasing a "cheap" model.

but, again, she's a college student, presumably with college loans. Rutgers is known for its generous scholarship program, though, so maybe? does she come from money?

HOW does a Congressional staffer afford A MASERATI SUV?

well, you can lease one for like $1k/mo.

Greene, a sophomore at Rutgers, earned about $64k as a Constituent Services Rep.

after tax: $51k, or $4k/mo.

is she spending 25% of her income on a MASERATI SUV? that's nuts!

also plausible! what?!?

a minor detail, but: "Investigators later found matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV."

HOW does a Congressional staffer afford A MASERATI SUV?

let's go through the numbers...over here...

RFK's not the only one with a worm in their head.

"Microsoft has duly warned you it’s your problem to keep the agent system switched off & to check the agents to make sure they don’t do bad things & can’t be prompt-injected.

"You can do all that, right? That’s what you bought a computer to do, right? Watch battling malware agents play Robot Wars?"

The Voice of Maspeth, Queens!

oh boy another scandal!

A black and white cartoon showing witches with different modes of transportation under a crescent moon. One young witch stands on the ground looking up disapprovingly, while three other witches fly through the sky - one on a scooter/moped, one on a hoverboard, and one on what appears to be a Roomba vacuum. The caption reads: 'Kids these days... Don't even know how to drive the stick anymore.'

wow. just...wow. 🧵

that feeling when you’re writing and the words just lock together is priceless. AI could never.

good news? jury's out.

How different are the North and South on issues of race? Over the weekend (and bleeding into the week), there was an interesting conversation on Bluesky about the geography of racism in the United States. The discussion originated with writer Elizabeth Spie...

There was an interesting discussion on here this weekend about the extent and centers of racism in the North and South. So I pulled some data. www.pbump.net/o/how-differ...

Shirokuro, a Japanese restaurant in NYC's East Village, where the interior mimics a hand-drawn black-and-white sketchbook.

even freaks have limits

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

trump with pig nose and ears, text: QUIET PIGGY

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."

this shit has got to stop

Judge Says Justice Dept. May Have Committed Misconduct in Comey Case

What a mess!

I question the fitness of any parent who would let their child play with one of these monstrosities.

Ahem.