Sagittarius A*

like "where's the police report"

all that is missing is "posted from iphone"

*a lot more people

he's already, even before trump, killed a lot of people.

"we reviewed the science"

lie.

equally matched in wit

what's trump's legal basis for all this bullshit?

you know trump isn't a king, right?

Remember when Herman Cain loudly opposed covid restrictions and then died of covid and then the Herman Cain twitter account kept posting against covid restrictions? What an incredible time.

she's not winning another write-in, that's for damn sure.

i'm curious what the point of this exercise is when we're destroying NASA.

rational comfort level with cats tops out at.....oh roughly where they are currently at.

50-100lb of cat is way too much cat.

we, uh, gonna do anything with that reactor?

also i guess the sun doesn't work on the moon so no solar panels there either.

on the moon, with his reactor.

water is just a coolant (and sometimes moderator). other materials work.

understatement is its own form of emphasis

no. this is an abomination.

speaking of qualtrics i applied to some shit i already forgot, and i'm getting near-daily "how was your application experience?" emails from them.

i'm yet to interview.

oh the canonical roles are more-or-less real from people i've talked with but the place is a borderline cult with shuttleworth wanting essays and HS grades and all that weird bullshit.

the one i'm thinking of, i did 5 rounds for. then it relisted 2 weeks later. they are (allegedly) hiring again.

the ones that list but never call *anyone* back, you are absolutely right.

i've really come to dislike this industry but i literally can't do anything else.

bsky.app/profile/sfac...

[starts screaming]

what's even better is when you see that same role relisted month after month year after year.

ah, but what does your CTO think about this stupid bullshit?

you then ask them if they offer relocation to the 3mo on-site contract in buttfuck nowhere and they never respond.

or you ask if its ok if you don't have any of their "must haves" (i have zero C# exp but i get calls???) and huh guess it matters!

just don't ask "what drugs?"

this is my economic dream: be paid to take drugs

THANK YOU

i've been wondering how the fuck she's vetoing NSC folks, or i guess west point now, and she was at the state department a week or two ago.

there's a story here and it's gonna be super weird/gross.

i've watched a whole assed lawfirm be built from twitter!

idiot chatgpt prompt in a role posting that's really a dude advertising himself "Absolutely! Here’s a Discord post tailored for an Elixir Developer job search, using your resume details. You can adjust any part of it to better fit your style or the specific Discord server rules."

i'm mad enough to post it

it's in the wrong channel *and* the chatgpt prompt is included.

all i can assume is that sweden is involved and presumably pleased

THEN THERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO POST A CHATGPT PROMPT IN A "JOB POST" THAT'S JUST SELF ADVERTISING.

god its so low effort

people are struggling. i'm struggling. but please *try*.

well not for the shit i apply to. but other stuff. you get the idea.