Rock the Library

If anyone ever tells you there were never autistic people in the past, ask them if they are familiar with changeling folklore

It was my day off today and I got invited to go play laser tag. I did what any mature middle aged man would do…said “hell yeah!” and had an awesome time

Hey Naperville could you please stop treating parking lots like giant sidewalks you can slowly walk in without paying any attention? Pretty please

If you are outside with a leaf blower blowing a handful of leaves off your sidewalk I cannot tell you just how badly you need to get a hobby quick

Dark Crystal, Neverending Story, Labyrinth. These were fantasy staples of my childhood. What do kids have now that’s comparable?

I made cheesecake last night

We have the front entrance closed to complete gutter work. There are signs everywhere pointing to where patrons need to enter. Despite the machinery digging drainage in the back we’ve had 2 patrons ring the back doorbell looking to get in. Do we need chaperones placed outside to lead them?

Thieves, thieves and liars
Murderers
Hypocrites and bastards
In laughter (Get up!)

(Get up! Get on your feet!)

Hey, thanks for nothing
Morals in the dust
Two-faced bastards and sycophants
No trust

-Ministry (Thieves)

When it comes to significance as a movement, no kings will be a blip on the radar while the civil right movement changed the country.

I still have an old 45 from Showbiz pizza from one of my birthday parties

I’m more powered by revolution brewing but fair point

I thought that after saying it out loud but I wasn't quite sure how to write it out

Frun troom

Went to war torn Chicago to see one of my favorite podcasts. Between dodging fire fights with the military and gangs of Tren de Aragua we ended up having a good time

Sunny the elf feeling seen for the first time. The Devils by Joe Abercrombie

I've been feeling stuck in a rut lately with everything then I read this. I think I need to take a break from reading a go take a long walk.

The Devils by Joe Abercrombie

I just started reading this. I've never read any of his other works but heard good things about this title. I'm a whole 50 pages in it so far. Love the setting and characters

I never realized. I do this constantly when visiting family. I visit family in the UK and come back talking like I'm from Manchester. I visit family down south and come back talking like a country hillbilly. It usually lasts for about 2 weeks or so before I sound like a Chicagoan again

I’m seeing a lot of feelings over facts today on social media

I can't STAND the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up, new age term, and it does a LOT of damage -Charlie Kirk

Oh god there are so many Gen X magats. It’s embarrassing

I made lazy guac by dumping hot sauce on some aging avocados for lunch. It was a new hot sauce I was unfamiliar with and I should have given it a taste before applying. I'm sitting in the office and my mouth is in a new level of pain I haven't experienced before. It was delicious, but DAMN

Librarian here married to a librarian. Can confirm

Move on to a different app. Nobody is buying your crazy here

And thus Jesus rose on the third day jacked and massive. Ready to kick ass for the lord

My mistake. The bloody man in the tattered robes and what looks to be a crown of thorns must be David after fighting with Goliath

And the image for the article makes Jesus look like the emperor of mankind from warhammer. Not really the vibe Jesus was going for

Silent hill

But was it non gmo organic folate with no artificial dyes?

Started watching Alien Earth. I’m on the second episode and just watched the dinner party scene. This is the level of gore I’m looking for in an alien tv show. I’m satisfied so far