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Ramanag

@ramanag.bsky.social

Just a guy from Wisconsin trying to brighten someone's day.

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Latest posts by ramanag.bsky.social on Bluesky

We can probably stop posting NYT headlines, pretty sure we all know they're dogshit by now.

14.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to do a family feud style thing. Please reply with the first Greek God that you think of.

Please reskeet for increased sample size.

13.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 5

Zeus

13.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLikable person who isn’t 1000 years old and generally does things you like” isn’t unicorn fantasy land bullshit it’s the bare minimum you deserve as a human being

11.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1241    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
A large pot of macaroni immersed in a thick, rich white Mornay sauce. There's a rubber spatula immersed in the cheesy concoction.

A large pot of macaroni immersed in a thick, rich white Mornay sauce. There's a rubber spatula immersed in the cheesy concoction.

When the cheese hits the roux
That you added milk to
That's a Mornay

09.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We should not be made to continue flooding health insurance companies with taxpayer dollars under Obamacare as the price to open up the government,” [Sen] Graham said.

Sounds like Senator Graham wants some M4A.

08.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Squander it. That's the easiest option

06.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said β€œLet’s keep this to ourselves.”

02.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2335    πŸ” 736    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

Today in pointless pedantry:
I just caught up on this week's Wait Wait, and I want to commend @petersagal.bsky.social for not adding the second "S" that is so frequently erroneously added to Daylight Saving Time.

03.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great job Google

02.11.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 615    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12
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lumiere from beauty and the beast is holding a candle in his hand and says `` but of course '' . Alt: lumiere from beauty and the beast is holding a candle in his hand and says `` but of course '' .
30.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

29.10.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1935    πŸ” 493    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 28
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With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

28.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3835    πŸ” 3642    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 110

"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve

18.10.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3689    πŸ” 435    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 7

I didn't even think it's acceptable to ash on the ground. That's littering.

16.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most dangerous form of government is theocracy.Β 

Because the only thing worse than a tyrant is a tyrant who thinks they're on a mission from God.

12.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4909    πŸ” 1493    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 82

I think my phone should have a setting where I can see what my wife has set her alarm for so I know if she slept through it or just set it kind of late.

11.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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”im addicted to this Buddhism game” β€”things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

10.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1148    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 70

Wen should direct more attention to incidents like these because Americans are more likely to respond to brutality to pets than to brutality to human beings.

10.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3094    πŸ” 883    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 51
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying "hey phrasing."
11.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also really good

11.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

11.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6644    πŸ” 1846    πŸ’¬ 315    πŸ“Œ 52

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

08.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17411    πŸ” 9438    πŸ’¬ 888    πŸ“Œ 729

Never believe what ICE says.

Never believe what this administration says.

06.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
Body-camera video of a Border Patrol agent involved in the shooting of a woman who was allegedly chasing agents in Brighton Park over the weekend shows an officer saying, β€œDo something, bitch,” before pulling over and shooting the woman five times, the woman’s attorney said in federal court Monday.

The video appears to contradict the government’s allegation that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning on Kedzie Avenue near 39th Street, her attorney, Christopher Parente, said at a detention hearing at the Dirksen Federal Courthouse.

Body-camera video of a Border Patrol agent involved in the shooting of a woman who was allegedly chasing agents in Brighton Park over the weekend shows an officer saying, β€œDo something, bitch,” before pulling over and shooting the woman five times, the woman’s attorney said in federal court Monday. The video appears to contradict the government’s allegation that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning on Kedzie Avenue near 39th Street, her attorney, Christopher Parente, said at a detention hearing at the Dirksen Federal Courthouse.

Parente said the video shows an agent turn federal vehicle left into Martinez’s vehicle, after which an agent says, β€œDo something bitch.” The agent then exits the vehicle and shoots at Martinez.

Parente said Martinez has β€œseven holes” in her from the shooting and that agents were in such a hurry to take her into custody at the hospital that they had to return later when Martinez began bleeding from her wounds.

Parente disputed the government’s claim that Martinez is a danger to the community and should be detained, saying instead that the officer who shot her was a threat.

β€œI think there’s a danger to the community, but I don’t think it’s Ms. Martinez,” he said.

Parente said the video shows an agent turn federal vehicle left into Martinez’s vehicle, after which an agent says, β€œDo something bitch.” The agent then exits the vehicle and shoots at Martinez. Parente said Martinez has β€œseven holes” in her from the shooting and that agents were in such a hurry to take her into custody at the hospital that they had to return later when Martinez began bleeding from her wounds. Parente disputed the government’s claim that Martinez is a danger to the community and should be detained, saying instead that the officer who shot her was a threat. β€œI think there’s a danger to the community, but I don’t think it’s Ms. Martinez,” he said.

A trucker at the shop called 911 as workers frantically grabbed blue shop towels and patches to place on her wounds, the manager said. The shop manager called 911 and said, β€œSend somebody quick because this lady is bleeding profusely. ... I mean, it was instant puddles.”

Police and paramedics showed up a few minutes later, he said. As paramedics placed tourniquets on Martinez’s leg and arm, a bullet fell out of her arm and onto the shop’s floor, the manager said. She left in an ambulance. FBI investigators then arrived, placing red tape around the area where Martinez had sat and around her car, the manager said.

A trucker at the shop called 911 as workers frantically grabbed blue shop towels and patches to place on her wounds, the manager said. The shop manager called 911 and said, β€œSend somebody quick because this lady is bleeding profusely. ... I mean, it was instant puddles.” Police and paramedics showed up a few minutes later, he said. As paramedics placed tourniquets on Martinez’s leg and arm, a bullet fell out of her arm and onto the shop’s floor, the manager said. She left in an ambulance. FBI investigators then arrived, placing red tape around the area where Martinez had sat and around her car, the manager said.

To no one's surprise, ICE lied.

ICE rammed Martinez's vehicle, before shooting her MULTIPLE times with live rounds. A bullet fell out of her arm while she was being given first aid at an oil change shop.

Martinez is a US citizen w/a CC license.

Full story: chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

06.10.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Though it does have some unsettling similarities to Lore.

04.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a rare quality these days.

03.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last year, CNN ran a β€œfact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025.

Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.

Legacy media failed the country.

02.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8054    πŸ” 2508    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 164

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

01.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1893    πŸ” 509    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 9

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

30.09.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 49903    πŸ” 15583    πŸ’¬ 670    πŸ“Œ 724

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