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Justus Hepburn

@justushep.bsky.social

Just some dipshit.

159 Followers  |  631 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 25.08.2023  |  1.7624

Latest posts by justushep.bsky.social on Bluesky

“That’s not what Greek Armor looked like!” “A girl couldn’t win a fight against these full grown men!”

Who cares? It’s make believe. I’d respect these people more if they just said “I don’t like it because it sucks.”

23.12.2025 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Complaining about realism in Movies is the domain of cowards. People are so scared of having to defend their opinions, they retreat into this pseudo-objective nonsense.

23.12.2025 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Haunting (1963) and Eyes Without a Face.

17.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

18.09.2025 00:21 — 👍 3902    🔁 1106    💬 5    📌 27
15.07.2025 20:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah, sure, I’ll do the list thing.

23.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope one of the drafters is bold enough to make the right decision, and put Vanilla Sky at #1

13.06.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ai video isn't a silly tool, it's not something that's going to make your life easier, and increasingly it doesn't seem to be a fad

it's sinister shit being propped up by massive tech companies with a vested interest in manipulating visual and viral reality.

there are no benign use cases for it.

21.05.2025 17:12 — 👍 732    🔁 180    💬 6    📌 3

Maybe the most annoyed I’ve ever been was when I made this joke on an English assignment, and the teacher said it was “too much”.

13.05.2025 17:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman accused of years of sexual abuse by sister in lawsuit The federal civil lawsuit filed in St. Louis by Ann Altman says the abuse began when she was a toddler and lasted for nine years. Sam Altman denies the allegations.

Seems like a pattern for him. www.stlpr.org/news-briefs/...

27.03.2025 19:15 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

from 1: if you are called an insult to life itself, become an insult to life itself

from 2: accomplish this by reducing an iconic mass media style with associations of humanity and care to insult the auteur behind it

you think you're making art, bucko? nope, it's slop from our slop machine

27.03.2025 16:11 — 👍 171    🔁 49    💬 1    📌 1

My favorite film genres:

1. Long Twilight Zone episode
2. Evil Brunette
3. Tropical Gothic
4. America is vast and full of horror.
5. Cillian Murphy is having a bad time.

10.03.2025 22:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The official, legal ruling of The Supreme Court is that we should eat shit and die.

04.03.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not looking forward to Trump Take Food.

03.03.2025 21:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of Rivers Cuomo of Weezer

A picture of Rivers Cuomo of Weezer

Stop talking about how boys need positive male role models. They actually need higher quality negative role models.

24.02.2025 17:19 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
FARGO Season 5 | So you want freedom?
YouTube video by regisatlas FARGO Season 5 | So you want freedom?

It’s the most recent season of Fargo. youtu.be/SMsnKFxjxSw?...

30.01.2025 17:22 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Emperor Shaken by Enemy Kingdom's Advances in Invisible Textiles

27.01.2025 13:44 — 👍 125    🔁 33    💬 0    📌 1

You are an unloved loser who makes the world worse every time you open your stupid mouth. Kindly fuck off.

06.12.2024 17:20 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here are my proposals for the next blockbuster movie musical:

-Gentleman Prefer Blondes, starring Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter.

-Phantom of the Opera, directed by Michael Bay.

-Sweeney Todd, but this time it doesn’t suck.

03.12.2024 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello!

29.11.2024 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Odds of Juror #2 becoming a real contender?

26.11.2024 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

stop fucking recommending earthsea as an alternative to harry potter. the only alternative to harry potter is learning to let go of things you loved as a younger person and take joy in things that appeal to your adult palette in a way you could never have appreciated when you were younger

13.11.2024 18:51 — 👍 1119    🔁 231    💬 3    📌 36

Saw two cybertrucks on my commute home. An ill omen.

06.11.2024 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not super good.

06.11.2024 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It seems like there’s less anger than Twitter, but more despair.

06.11.2024 13:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah

10.07.2024 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This post is an insurance policy. If I’m wrong, and I do join a cult in the future, please use this to make fun of me.

27.03.2024 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve secretly believed for years that I’m cult-proof. I think I’m just smart enough to not fall for a the super-obvious scams, but when I start to be convinced by some kooky idea, I remember that I’m dumb as hell, and if a moron like me is buying it, there’s probably a catch.

27.03.2024 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe I’m just dumb, but it seems to me that when a program could take a rich person’s job they call it an algorithm, but when it could take a poor person’s job, they call it AI.

15.02.2024 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello Jon

06.02.2024 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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