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I AM GOING TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT EVEN IF IT KILLS ME

Make them yourself?

The store bought costume for the 6 year old was absolutely fine. But I am Extra so I needed to make it razzle dazzle. Very proud of my work and how far I’ve come with my sewing machine. Halloween!

One of our feral cats, who is slightly blind and deaf, let me pet her for the very first time today. We’ve been caring for her for at least a decade. Big BIG day for me

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.

They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Lego corvette?

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

I shall order it right now

That was me with my swollen lymph nodes, got a referral and never scheduled the appointment. 2 years later it was cancer ☹️ so don’t be like me!

Trying to convince the man who lives in my house that we need to take in 4 more rescue kittens after already fostering 3 bottle kittens in March

And we have to review the footage multiple times when writing the report and attach photos. I AM UNWELL

No, we write a suspension letter and hope it gets approved. Then they get suspended for 30 days and after that are welcome back (to do it again most often)!

We have chronic in library masturbators. They have zero shame and just stick their hands down their pants. And that’s not even the worst of it (some do it in the children’s section with kids books out)

Google says borage chimmichurri

I am so very tired of every single thing being so fucked

Improvement

Yes

The itchiness got better during chemo, but now that I’m done is so much worse. Fun side effects my doctor literally never discussed

Wait, this is exactly what I’ve been experiencing but I thought it was due to cancer/chemo…. Chemo also killed my periods so am I looking at perimenopause??

was working at Barnes & Noble & this very chic bossy lady comes in looking for very expensive coffee table books. I help
Her &as she leaves the store she screams at me that next time we better have XYZ book. I look it up, it’s her own coffee table book and I got sassed by Diane Keaton

I might be getting paid to go to a professional conference for my job, where I will learn things that will inform my future work at my library, and then maybe one day I’ll be the one presenting with my coworkers on our own programs and spaces. That’s the Leslie Knope of it all.

LAST! DAY! OF! CHEMO!

You can’t just check out a state parks pass, not return it for a month, and then demand another one 2 days before a holiday weekend. NOT ON MY WATCH SIR

A mother raccoon came to my front door and growled at me so I did what any reasonable person would do, and threw 1/2 a waffle at her 🦝

My last cycle of chemotherapy starts tomorrow. I am going to beat this fucking cancer!

I just want to turn off my brain and watch love island, is that too much to ask?

I was born 150 years too late, because I could really go for a doctor sending me off to the seaside for some air and insisting I stay absolutely zootled on laudanum the whole time

Anyone can become disabled at any time. It’s one of the few minority groups you can always join.

Even if you do everything “right”. Even if you’re young and healthy. Even if you “try hard”

It’s not a moral failing. It’s a part of life. Engage in disability justice.

To prevent me from dying by cancer, they are slowing killing me by chemotherapy. 1 more cycle to go