@gggphd.bsky.social
Scientist, Teacher, Musician, Polymath. Born in 1968, a humdrum year.
a portrait of two All-Stars
16.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dunking on the ship-in-a-bottle folks
16.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like reading Animal Farm and concluding the pigs were the good guys
16.02.2026 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not crying, you're crying ❤️
16.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0right? like if you can pile on 5 guys and still make it around the first curve without crashing you get an instant bronze
15.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why isn't pritzker higher on the list? imo he led impressively during the ice occupation of Chicago
15.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0joy is so damn woke. gotta stamp out that shit before it spreads.
15.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0only the worst of the worst are good samaritans
15.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOVE IT
15.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the neat thing about the words racist and rapist is they both apply to trump
14.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whatever rotten thing you did to piss off your partner this Valentine's Day, just remind them the Dow is above 50,000.
All will be forgiven.
h/t @joedudekjd.bsky.social
My Siamese cat was scowling and baring his teeth because I forgot to buy his favorite tuna treats. I told him the Dow is above 50,000. He immediately purred and fell asleep.
14.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0remember when the last pope died after a visit from jd vance?
now bondi's killed the dow
Hitler would've posted memes about Sleepy Paul von Hindenburg
13.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING:
NASA declares gravity does not exist, removes barriers to space travel.
It's like CDC claiming public health monitoring is unnecessary because bacteria and viruses do not, it turns out, cause human illness.
13.02.2026 13:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like CDC claiming public health monitoring is unnecessary because bacteria and viruses do not, it turns out, cause human illness.
13.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's like cdc claiming public health monitoring is unnecessary because bacteria and viruses do not, it turns out, cause human illness.
13.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So ICE agents in MN were training for mass arrests of Indigenous People in the Arctic. Yeah, that tracks.
13.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does "provided incorrect information" mean "lied"? asking for a friend
13.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0have you tried offering it as a happy meal (with a toy)?
11.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meanwhile, RFK Jr dreams of resurrecting black lung disease...
11.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0as a kid i always hoped if i got my just desserts they would include ice cream sundaes.
or was that ice cream sundays?
so much winning
11.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meanwhile, RFK Jr dreams of resurrecting black lung disease...
11.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meanwhile, RFK Jr dreams of resurrecting black lung disease...
11.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👀
"District courts are not advisory bodies in a hierarchical waiting room."
I would pay Super Bowl ticket prices to hear Chotiner interview Lutnick.
10.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0she should reply that she only dates silver or gold medalists
10.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can you ask her for a manicure w/nail painting before you reach your T stop?
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