@discretionary-duck.bsky.social
proud owner of a theory of mind. probably real. sizzling hot takes. absolutely no milkshake allowed. you WILL get quacked at in DMs
Ok, now tell us the secret.
27.10.2025 00:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Labour has a personality disorder
Like, collectively, as a party organisation
I place an X
26.10.2025 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sublime wheeze
26.10.2025 22:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I click the square below your landmine:
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| 1 | 1 |__|
There's a 50/50 chance either of the above squares is a landmine.
Your move, Yugi...
Your queen gets exploded by the c4, activating my Trap Card,
uuuh,
which said Trap Card lets me play
Pot of Greed, allowing me to draw two additional cards from my deck and add them to my hand!
Not showing the price without a customer account is typically the practice of wholesalers, not retailers, so immediately this should fire off several alarms in the mind of anyone who has ever worked in trade. Purchasing a single piece of anything from a wholesaler is financial suicide.
26.10.2025 06:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If we're gonna have to endure AI, at least make it more like K2SO, reliable, snooty and constantly doubting you
26.10.2025 06:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, I would rather walk on broken glass than study rn
26.10.2025 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yuo hav been visited by the Commuting Meowsers. Free public transits and free healthcares will come to yuo, but only if yuo comment "safe trip, kitter"
25.10.2025 13:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're only missing out on mildly annoying tweets
25.10.2025 13:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No, they're not incompetent, this was their purpose all along. None of us needs ICE at improved efficiency, we need them all to get life in prison.
22.10.2025 18:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am completely awestruck by how much Mike Johnson looks, sounds, acts and is like a villain from an early-2000s teen movie, there's something cartoonishly grotesque about him, obscene even.
21.10.2025 17:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
same energy
21.10.2025 17:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nude_frank_reynolds.gif
21.10.2025 15:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not gonna slander, since this can and should be a fruitful convo. If you let them be, these crowds will absolutely remain controlled opposition. If organized groups join them and enrich them with proper demands, they will escape control very, very quickly and become the kind of disruption we need.
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20.10.2025 15:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A politician with a sensible proposal? Color me surprised!
#generalstrike
FILL YOUR HOOF, YOU TOOL-OF-A-COW!
20.10.2025 14:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish I worked at Acme Industries
20.10.2025 14:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good (and memeable) movie
20.10.2025 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing? No, he's just white.
18.10.2025 08:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't be hungover tomorrow. I won't say it twice.
18.10.2025 08:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
heck-, I mean, HELL yeah
18.10.2025 06:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I had a penny for every ague I got from Jill's tweets, I'd be a rich duck.
18.10.2025 06:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Block? Sure, I also reported the White House and Dept of War accounts for violating community standards.
18.10.2025 06:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shut the fuck up
18.10.2025 06:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0noone has commented this yet? k, here I go:
DRAW THE YAOI, STRAIGHT BOI!!!
hey, now
18.10.2025 06:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
