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proud owner of a theory of mind. probably real. sizzling hot takes. absolutely no milkshake allowed. you WILL get quacked at in DMs

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Latest posts by discretionary-duck.bsky.social on Bluesky

RFK Jr., Greater Daemon of Nurgle

07.08.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Indie games

07.08.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You got all the dominant genes, Jett Coolman... whereas I, Cool Jettman, got all the recessive genes."

07.08.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You deserve it.

07.08.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back making wholesomely platonic friendships in your 30’s for the joy of taking care of each other and making great memories instead of making them career/wealth advancement chess pieces.

/cries β™ŸοΈ

29.05.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
famous photograph of Lenin speaking at a rally

famous photograph of Lenin speaking at a rally

Do this one

07.08.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chat, noone tell her

07.08.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yass queen,

SΜΆΝ€Μ»ΝœLΜ΅Μ‰Ν›Μ§AΜ΄Μ›Μ§YΜ΄Μ…Ν”

07.08.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cats gonna cat

06.08.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it okay?

06.08.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thamt's a goomd purrchases, goob jombπŸ‘

06.08.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The character "Nameless One" from the video game Planescape:Torment"

The character "Nameless One" from the video game Planescape:Torment"

"Edited my calendar"

06.08.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Future is a Dead Mall - Decentraland and the Metaverse
YouTube video by Folding Ideas The Future is a Dead Mall - Decentraland and the Metaverse

They don't want you to know what it does, but what it will do and what it may have done when you weren't watching.
Obligatory mention:

06.08.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What, I just have to login every day and I'll be able to bowl with the gangstas? Although it is obvious I'm white and nerdy?

06.08.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing in a dark room with a purple object in the background . Alt: Luigi doing what he does best

ya know it!

06.08.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Definition of INTERMITTENT coming and going at intervals : not continuous; also : occasional; appearing and disappearing seasonally : sometimes dry… See the full definition

I'm joking lol

05.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Make these people afraid to say this shit in public.

05.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fully respect and support people who consciously choose to bring children into this world right now.

I'm just not gonna do it tho.

05.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It means "between mittens"🀲

05.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[Reply]

05.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Intermittent fasting on social media

05.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of two women demonstrators at an anti-war rally from the mid 2000s. One of them is holding up a sign that reads "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity"

A photograph of two women demonstrators at an anti-war rally from the mid 2000s. One of them is holding up a sign that reads "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity"

05.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An image parodying a patriotic meme. Three bombs with a star painted on them and the American flag on the background. The caption reads "We're gonna FREE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU" On the bottom of the image, credit goes to "www.owned.tv"

An image parodying a patriotic meme. Three bombs with a star painted on them and the American flag on the background. The caption reads "We're gonna FREE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU" On the bottom of the image, credit goes to "www.owned.tv"

05.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
An image parodying a propaganda poster. A soldier's head hovering over a map of the Middle East. The caption reads "Asses kicked, names taken....... NEXT! and the words "New Bushistan" on top of the map. Around the map are the names of the countries featured "Armenia-Jordan-Saudi Arabia-Yemen-Qatar-Bahrain-Turkey-Kyrgystan-Lebanon-Azerbaijan-Iran-Syria-Oman-Kuwait-Turkmenistan-Uzbekistan-Afghanistan". On the bottom of the page, the image is credited to "MoPaul.com 03"

An image parodying a propaganda poster. A soldier's head hovering over a map of the Middle East. The caption reads "Asses kicked, names taken....... NEXT! and the words "New Bushistan" on top of the map. Around the map are the names of the countries featured "Armenia-Jordan-Saudi Arabia-Yemen-Qatar-Bahrain-Turkey-Kyrgystan-Lebanon-Azerbaijan-Iran-Syria-Oman-Kuwait-Turkmenistan-Uzbekistan-Afghanistan". On the bottom of the page, the image is credited to "MoPaul.com 03"

05.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
An image parodying a propaganda poster. A smiling, blonde white woman dressed in a patriotic flair is sitting behind a typewrite and saluting. The caption reads "You write what you're told! Thanks, corporate news! We Couldn't Control The People Without You -A Message from the Ministry of Homeland Security"

An image parodying a propaganda poster. A smiling, blonde white woman dressed in a patriotic flair is sitting behind a typewrite and saluting. The caption reads "You write what you're told! Thanks, corporate news! We Couldn't Control The People Without You -A Message from the Ministry of Homeland Security"

05.08.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An image parodying a propaganda poster. An angry Statue of Liberty is pointing at the viewer with the caption "You! Stop asking questions! You're Either with US or You're With The TERRORISTS! -a message by the Ministry of Homeland Security"

An image parodying a propaganda poster. An angry Statue of Liberty is pointing at the viewer with the caption "You! Stop asking questions! You're Either with US or You're With The TERRORISTS! -a message by the Ministry of Homeland Security"

Allow me to piggyback this thread to show my vintage collection of mid-2000s memes that survived at least two harddrive swaps

05.08.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My original opinion remains unchanged; but it is only an opinion.

05.08.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

Ahhh, yes, the "if he dies, he dies" approach to parenting

05.08.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No no, you got it wrong, Ghislane Maxwell is not poor or working class or a leftist student

05.08.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never get tired of quoting this:

05.08.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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