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ICE mistakenly detains disabled 15-year-old California teen outside school Another California school district is expanding 'safe zones' after a disabled student was mistakenly detained, at gunpoint, by immigration agents near a high school.

This is nice, now the kids have something to distract them from the school shootings.
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Screen shot of a tweet reading "Pope Leo is making the potential threat of AI to humanity a signature issue—challenging a tech sector that has spent years trying to cultivate the Vatican as an ally"

Butlerian Jihad wasn't the direction I thought this version of cyberpunk dystopia was headed for, but I also didn't think AI would end up being so worthless

Hi yes, I'd like to order a live Black Mamba, no I'm not a scientist or affiliated with any sort of official research...hello? Are you still there?

Universal Antivenom May Grow Out of Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him 200 Times Scientists identified antibodies that neutralized the poison in whole or in part from the bites of cobras, mambas and other deadly species.

I have so many questions. But I'll start by asking how the fuck this guy had 60 venomous snakes in the basement of his family home. You can't exactly swing by the store for a 6 pack of cobras.
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He's a dude who just reposts bloomberg terminal headlines. He's been doing exactly that for years. Don't get your panties in a twist.

Can on her back, black, brown, and white fur and is showing 3/4 paws worth of toe beans. The toe beans are a mixed black and pink (commonly known as the Black Eyed Pea pattern). The tail is very long.

Behold Triscuit, Queen of the Checkered Mouth, Bearer of the Word Toe Beans, and Goddess of the 7 Part World #ksbd

WELL ACKSHUALLY he would in this case be a ballsack. Overly sensitive and convinced its the most important thing ever.

Surely this time the felony charges will go somewhere!

ABC's Moran says some Trump voters feel like they didn't sign up for the tariffs and the impact they will have. “They did sign up for it actually and this is what I campaigned on,” Trump replies.

You love to see it folks

Surely this instance of hypocrisy will bring Ol'Ladybugs down!

It's some real St Augustine shit.

Human shaped robots are philosophically weird. Any mass usage situation is going to be better served by something purpose designed. Therefore we must be super into it for weird lizard brain/psych reasons. So far all reasons I can come up with are upsetting, lmk if you find otherwise.

What is even the point of having Mansa Musa levels of money if you just bend over and take it like Bezos did. At least build a party boat and sink it mid-party. Have some fucking class.

Rude of you to beat me to this joke by 1m

Pretty sure that's Draco Malfoy

Everyone has known that for decades.

Do you think its more likely he cheaped out on the badges or that whoever made them saw them and intentionally fucked it up?

You ever get annoyed at your spouse because their stupid nerd shit is on your timeline instead of your stupid nerd shit?

To be fair, with this administration you could easily do the most radical leftism you wanted if you renamed the department doing it to 'Guns for Jesus'. Probably double your federal grants too.

They're going to pinky promise not to and the judge will let it go.

Trump talked to/saw one of the Japan trade reps and thinks its Xi.

Community Answer: he Sprite and Banana Challenge consists of eating two bananas and then drinking a liter of Sprite. This causes you to projectile vomit and throw up all over the place! This post was written by saffo, who I can only assume was equally helpful to the 15k other people she has helped.

During a discussion about smoothie chemistry, I looked into whether bananas react with anything chemically. I found a long detailed explanation of why and how. It has one comment:

Balls will never be pretty. They will always be kinda silly at best.

Imagine being shocked at the human capacity to put their head in the sand so as not to rock the boat.

Trump's been pretty low energy this time around. Sure he's shaking the global economy and alliances like a kid trying to figure out what his Xmas presents are, but where are the Scaramucci's? Where's the sharpie? Sad.

From what I understand, some of those who burn crosses are the same that work forces so this should hardly be surprising.

This is the magical time of year where I remember my father's funeral. It was over Holy Week, and no one noticed that they'd set up the coffin right under the big banner of calvary that read 'HE IS ALIVE' until about 5 min after it started.

A Nissan is lifted from the rear by a big black bollard.

We make magic happen every single day.
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