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Fellow Europa League winner. Horse serial killer. Rapper slash actress. I'm hilarious; you just don't get it.

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JFC the man has not one ounce of shame in him.

He went to private school and Cambridge. He owns three homes and rents a fourth!

07.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's perfect.

07.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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perfect detail

06.10.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 996    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 49
thomas skinner on strictly with a union jack flag and ladder

thomas skinner on strictly with a union jack flag and ladder

CRYING 😭

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β€œA clear visual clue that the photograph was not taken in Portland was that the first officer’s shield is marked β€œPolicia”, the Spanish or Portuguese word for police.”

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07.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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Robert Jenrick, who just said he doesn't want to live in a country filled with non-white faces, begins his speech with a series of jokes suggesting that David Lammy is thick

07.10.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 50

"We want people to be living in mixed communities, don't we?"

Robert Jenrick's home is in Eye, Herefordshire, where 165 out of 166 residents were white at the time of the last census.

07.10.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 5

He doesn't want areas where there is a 'preponderance' of one race over another. My kids school in rural Suffolk had one black family in a school of 1200 pupils. But that's not what he means, is it?

07.10.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s now *cheaper* to buy and install solar panels and batteries in Africa replacing all the electricity from a coal power plant, than it is to buy coal for an existing coal power plant .

Just by not wasting money on the coal and buying solar PVs.

Only idiots would buy the coal.

07.10.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jenrick has gone from forgettable nobody to frothing-BNP-styled dickhead. Why does this corrupt little man get to strut around the media blowing his racist dog-whistle?
He should be shamed and shunned out of political existence. We all despise the Tory party for a reason. He’s one of those reasons.

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I think it's more about the heart failure tbh. Those IV marks on his hand tell a story.

07.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is too much media.

07.10.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As metaphors go...

07.10.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are people still sticking a microphone in front of this provable idiot? Apart from the vibe of the most divorced man in Britain what can he bring to any serious analysis? My word.

07.10.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He knows. It's close.

07.10.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So to summarise, this is a white politician blaming a black journalist for the racism he is now actively helping to promote, after receiving the full endorsement of his own party leader

07.10.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 732    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 15
Screenshot of an Express article; it says: Robert Jenrick lists 30 'activist judges' he vows to axe in war on UK's open border

In a bold move, Robert Jenrick is set to unveil a controversial plan targeting what he calls 'activist' judges, at the Conservative Party conference.

Screenshot of an Express article; it says: Robert Jenrick lists 30 'activist judges' he vows to axe in war on UK's open border In a bold move, Robert Jenrick is set to unveil a controversial plan targeting what he calls 'activist' judges, at the Conservative Party conference.

I say this with the bluntness it requires: they will get people murdered if this continues. This is not just populism anymore either: it’s completely unhinged and a deliberate choice that does endanger lives. I am not saying this lightly at all.

07.10.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 736    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 30

Huge congratulations to @kamalimelbourne.bsky.social on holding a firm line in such a calm and professional way, faced with such utterly offensive nonsense. ~AA

07.10.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

He is definitely more unwell than we are being told. No one is believing those medical reports certainly.

07.10.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The same people who said the minimum wage would destroy the economy will tell you that this will do the same.
And much like the minimum wage we just have to ignore them.

07.10.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading that theory saved me 3 years of studying economics. It should be on the national curriculum.

07.10.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

07.10.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2135    πŸ” 1285    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 61
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Kemi Badenoch asked about the low turnout at Conservative Party conference describes it as "teeming" with members

07.10.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 11

Hahaha please video this.

07.10.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's definitely making the most of it.

07.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, yes he is.

07.10.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This has been the muttered mantra of the racist since as long as I can remember. I literally remember hearing people say this as a child, and I’m not especially young.

07.10.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16270    πŸ” 6175    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 341
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Tory Conference debate on free speech. You see? Sometimes being "cancelled" is a mercy.

06.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 577    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 19

See my last reskeet.

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