@optipess.bsky.social
Creator of Optipess www.optipess.com www.patreon.com/optipess
It’s been four years since the last time, time to clean your filthy af apartment again.
19.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
New Optipess comic!
"How to Hide a Body"
New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"
An older comic, somehow relevant again. ✅
03.01.2026 12:53 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
His shift has ended
25.12.2025 15:30 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Christmas, dear reader!
24.12.2025 13:23 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Finished Routine - and yes, the 13 year long wait was worth it! What an amazing horror experience. Loved every second of being completely terrified on the moon.
07.12.2025 17:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ROUTINE is officially out, and the team at Lunar Software has shared a new devblog exploring the game’s journey.
Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...
New Optipess comic!
"Everyone"
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True, that’s why I’m hoping for an announcement for Orange Box 2 instead. 🤓
14.11.2025 12:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!
14.11.2025 09:05 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.
09.11.2025 19:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
31.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 112 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 1Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭
30.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
It’s still Monday the 13th, right?
13.01.2025 22:57 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
#WorldMentalHealthDay
10.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1(Reposted hopefully without typos this time.)
03.09.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
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Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.
21.08.2025 09:39 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
Awesome game, awesome soundtrack!
11.08.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
New Optipess comic!
"Seeing Red"
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New Optipess comic!
"Seeing Red"
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Jason vs June 13th
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
New Optipess comic!
"Triggered"
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