Amy, Jello Shot Queen

I’m making 500 of them tonight!

The number of people who thought it was really is truly baffling.

This is the proof that was shown to me. You only have to look at the check security features to know if it’s real or fake.

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I opened Peacock today and I have one question. Did y’all know that there is a men’s version of the WNBA?

Penn State is lucky they aren’t in the ACC.

I don’t think people truly appreciate how much trauma and poverty change your brain. If you’ve spent your entire life in survival mode, you will not react to small inconveniences the way someone else does who has resources and a support system.

I wish!

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And people couldn’t understand why I didn’t want to go see Dave Portnoy on Saturday at the CyHawk game…

I find myself thinking about how Nancy Pelosi’s husband had his skull cracked with a hammer. I find myself thinking about dead schoolchildren. I find myself thinking about the MN lawmaker murdered w her husband in their bed, plus the ones who lived. I’m thinking about a lot of things

It’s a really good one!

When they ask me I say “Cost Plus Drugs” and it’s been great!

I had the same look as Coach Nakase

a woman is playing basketball in front of a crowd . Alt: Kate Martin in a Golden State Valkyries uniform is playing basketball in front of a crowd.

Life as a fan of Pacific time zone WNBA team while living in the Central time zone is not for the faint of heart…or for the tired.

The refs in this GSV/LV are straight up trash. Basketball play is upgraded to a flagrant, but an obvious arm extension that puts a player in the bench is a common foul? Do better @wnba.com Protect all the players.

One of the top five hardest secrets I’ve ever had to keep: Our friends’ daughter, Lily, is a kid captain this year!

I’m going to start a GFM just to be the best house in town. Can I do that?

Obviously they will be mostly Hawkeye themed 😋

I’ll own that title when it comes to Malort 😂

I tasted it for seven years after my first shot of it.

No.

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Sabrina Ionescu. That’s all.

Some of you might remember this Jell-O shot.

I need this.

Metal pan with Jell-O shots in blue, green, black, red and brown.

Friends, I have 105 Jell-O shots to get rid of. If you’re in CR, NL/IC, or Benton county, I’ll deliver them all to the first person who messages me. Make a donation to your favorite NIL collective and I’ll change all the labels for you.

*keep them refrigerated and they’re good for another 3 weeks.

I only have one flamingo in my yard right now but I do have skeletons to put on AJ’s flamingos in September/October 😂

This. Also refrigerators. Well, Samsung appliances in general are trash.