Chelsea Cain

This is normal.

This.

I wrote a movie! For more info follow on Instagram at @thebendisnear. ❤️✌️

I bet you anything Barron applied to Harvard and didn’t get in.

This is beautiful.

“Why limit yourself? Why breathe in the exhaust fumes? Why be toxic? Come over where the life and light and air and sound is.” - Russell T Davies. 💙

“I’m out of cash,” I told the man at the NYC hotel loading my bags into the taxi to the airport, “but here, you can have this rubber duck.” He took it, and smiled.

When I get nervous about AI, I just call the Amtrak 1-800 number .

Because how will anyone know which way the wind is blowing? ;)

This is my favorite kind of story. And why I always keep an eye out on walks.

If you’re lucky, a lot. 😘

Okay! I’ll play.
“Carolyn Keene”
Robert B Parker
Val McDermid
Annie Dillard
Jeanette Winterson

I listened to both parts! Which was super weird. But highly enjoyable. Thanks for the kind words.

So I should just leave nickels on your porch?

Imagine how she feels.

Love this.

How can I get involved in this?

Love that cover. ♥️

I am so excited!!

You’re secretor. No shame in it. I’m sure it’s helpful in some situations in the wild.

Also vending machines.

I’m picturing tiny books in plastic eggs.

I would like to submit some work.

Is this a soft launch for a new Kickstarter?

I had NOT. Thanks for the heads up. I’ve always adored Tom. He’s a great editor. And I was lucky to get to work with him.

It turns out that the Batman cock comic may be my best investment.

This is so posh. I love it.

Radioactive crocus are the first sign of spring. 💚 #Portland

Done. 😘