JP Sheeran

My dad doesn’t go to the movies much because he can’t see well to begin with and the movies are always too dark, but he’s very excited to see Superman in theaters (we’re going today!) and that makes me more excited to see the movie.

“Things like this” dvd featuring two men (one plus size and one thin) sitting in a bench with a bridge in the background.

Movie night! 🍿

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Saw Brokeback mountain last night and most of the trailers seemed tonally relevant… and then they showed the trailer for M3GAN 2.0. They really just called the audience ✨gay✨ with that one…They weren’t wrong.

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Rewatching Buffy, I find myself saying “shut up Xander” with the same impatience as Dina for Sandra on superstore

😢🫶

Getting evaluated for situational mutism and I just have Parker Posey’s voice in my head repeating ✨mutism✨

This lady wakes up every day being so hateful that clearly the high has worn off and she has to keep hating more and more groups trying to chase it, one day we’re going to wake up and she’s going to have a diatribe against bicyclists

Painting of cowboy with long flowing pink skirt

Told myself I could get an Anthony Hurd print when my book was published! It came today and it’s so pretty! 🤩

lol same!

Full body illustration of plus size man wearing outfit from Baby one more time video

illustration of plus size man from torso up wearing outfit from Baby one more time video

One of my favorite scenes in my new book is when Ben rants to Nikolas about how a Britney concert changed his life. He also describes her as his patron saint. So I thought it’d fun to draw Ben in some outfits from Britney’s music videos.
I think he rocks it.

Two vinyl records, Jordy’s “sex with myself” and Britney’s “Britney” with Legally Blonde dvd

Checking out at front counter of the record store like “ I’m super ✨ straight ✨ ”

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The Monkey was exactly what I expected for a movie about a killer “toy” monkey. So fun! I loved it !🙊

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Me whenever I see another author with JP as their initials:

This is awesome! 🤩

Ugh, sorry you’re dealing with this on top everything else. I hope the worst of it is over for you soon and you two can focus on recovery. 🫶

It was so good 🤩 if they would just go ahead and do a song together that would be amazing

Love Simon DVD

I know Joe Locke says we’ve moved on as a society, but I’ve also been way behind the cool kids so tonight I’m gonna have myself a good cry as Jennifer Garner tells me I get to exhale.

Sleeping on the job. Shameful.

That’s the only way to get through that corporate life 🙃 😅

So cute 😍

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Carrie Underwood being a Trump supporter is as surprising as finding a tree in the woods.

May has 2 slots and June has 1 slot

July through December are all available!

Payment plans available! All pricing in USD and per word. Dev edit is $0.03, manuscript eval is $0.018, line edit is $0.025, copy edit is $0.022, and proofread is $0.015.

Authors, here is my updated book editing availability for 2025! ❤️

I’m hooked!

Vinyl record of the soundtrack of the century … Winnie the Pooh blood and honey

Browsing a record store today… was there a high enough demand to warrant a vinyl for this soundtrack? I guess so.

Watching nosferatu all I could hear was Glinda saying “the mustache man” every time count orlock came on screen

The Death Becomes Her musical having a song called For The Gaze is the kind of self-awareness I love to see.

What did Santa get me for Christmas? Hay fever 😭

Poster for TV show Laid with Stephanie Hsu in sleek leather jacket

This show is hysterical. Stephanie Hsu is fantastic 😂

Watching the hallmark movie with the winner of their Mr Christmas show and… well… they certainly didn’t pick him for his acting. But he is very pretty.