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abbey bominable ❄️

#kaijusketch #monsterhigh

oh man im p much all unpacked now. itsx mostly just tidying left! the next big task is. to sort oput all the clothes i dont want anymore and decide what i can put on vinted and what i should just donate or toss hghh. i have some stuff thats worth selling but ugh. effort. im too lazy.....

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

shiny espeon

I L🩷VE LADY KONG

Android juice
Digital colouring on a traditional A3 inked lineart. Another cyberpunk/art nouveau machup +🍆+💦... Done for @bdadultes.bsky.social and the Seikô cards project on kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/960...
Now 400% funded, will be printed in a jumbo card+gold for all backers!

petition to bring back tazos

An illustration of Anduin Wrynn from World of Warcraft / Mists of Pandaria. One of them is larger and waving bashfully, while the other is cupping his cheeks looking comedically surprised. There's a winged heart in the black background.

whos this kid i hope he gets hit by a giant bell

Seven Deadly Demons #2 - Greed

The more you give, the more you get in return 🤩

#gayart #gay #gaynsfw #nsfw #kink #gayoc #oc #dtiys

CW: insect anatomy

Surprise I use my power for good & Flesh is my perfect shapeshifter blorbo

#insect

interesting logo

On the top, two hands explore Flesh' insectoid chewing apparatus, the right daring to grab one mandible. The palps caress and inspect the other hand. On the bottom, Flesh looking up cheekily at a person whose hand is getting pinched both by the mandinles and the jaw palps.

Flesh, seen from behind, eating out someone's afab genitals and ass with the same insectoid apparatus. The mandibles are pinching the big labia together a bit as the mandible palps spread the skin lower down. While the lower lips part penetrate the front (barely visible) the lower palps prod the asshole/spread the cheeks. On the right, a close up of the situation, but the jaw palps pull back the small labia from the clitorid that shows a little spike of stimulation, beneath the person is squirting a bit.

Close up of second pic's first bit.

Close up of second picture's second bit.

CW: insect anatomy

You can't begin to understand how he convinced you, you also can't even fanthom to understand how it WORKS.

#oralsex #teratophilia + close ups

Just speaking as an Aussie who had this shit forced on us, the age presumption shit doesn't always work and you're just locked out without providing the scans/ID

Don't take that "most people will be fine" shit

Im fuckin middle aged

Captain of the Seven Deadly Demons - Wrath

Just a bit of pain to bring you ultimate pleasure 😈 six more to cum

#gayart #gay #gaynsfw #nsfw #kink #gayoc #oc #dtiys

i cant imagine living here with a second person every room is so fucking tiny. this is listed as a two bedroom house and honestly thats nuts. the spare room is barely wide enough for a double bed. i feel like a hamster in this dang house.

the BIGGEST change that made it better was painting my bedroom. everything is landlord white and sleeping in a white box was killing me. i wouyld have lost my mind id i wasnt allowed to paint it. my landlady was kind enough to permit me to do just the one room lol

i was terrified of living on my own and kinda dreading having to live here but even tho the house is still tiny and i do hate it lol now that my room is painted and i have all my stuff here and furniture etc i feel happier living here. i would still rather live with my dad but. this is ok.

𝑹𝒆𝒊 𝒅𝒆 𝑪𝒐𝒑𝒂𝒔 do 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑹𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝑻𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒕 👑💦 Pode indicar emoção reprimida, alguém com níveis profundos de sentimento que não mostra esse seu lado a outros, então deixe essas águas fluírem. Não tenha medo de se molhar!

coming across an artist who promotes feral porn and when i go to block them i see so many artists im following who also follow this person like. wow! either they dont vet who they follow or they just. are fine with feral and zoo content. jesus christ.

a drawing of a pink-orange-green praying mantis with a hot pink dick for a butt and light pink boobs with dark pink nipples underneath the arms. the background is green

had a dream, a vision of a new type of horny bug when I woke up this morning. #bug #mantis #NSFW #r34 #insectporn #mantisdick #mantisboobs

Milking station 🥛

Poison Ivy , DC comics , she has her red hair down as fungus , plants and nature grow outward from her hair

There beauty within horror 🌿👹..
Poison Ivy #40 Variant Cover by me

an old exclusive from the vaults that deserves to fly free

all im missing now is my mermaid polly pocket...if it doesnt turn up while my mum empties her house then who knows what happened to it. it was my fave :(

does a twirl i have been reunited with all my toys and books!!!! im so glad i was the type of kid who looked after their shit lmao its so nice adding all these 90s toys onto my shelves waaaahhh

Intertidal Market

A drawing of the hell priest

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