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Gas station: OMFG TAKE YOUR CARD OUT RIGHT NOW WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Apparently, the last penny was pressed today in Philly.

That’s my five cents.

OG BioShock enjoyers rise up 🗣️🗣️🗣️

We just like… have to keep folding laundry for the rest of our lives and I don’t want to accept that.

When I adopted Jake, I didn’t realize how much we’d help each other heal.

His owner had passed away resulting in him being surrendered. Soon after adopting him, my brother passed.

We both lost our people, but we’ve found comfort in each other. I love you, Jakey.

It’s a glorious feeling, one of great triumph and catharsis

The winter Olympics we actually want to watch.

IMPORTANT:

Timeline Cleanse

I’m so bad I don’t even do it

SHE COOKED

Brother sometimes you just gotta get Baja blasted

Here's two baby otters having a snooze. Enjoy!

Welcome back

Steve is losing his marbles

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available now, find these and more by following the etsy link in my bio! 🌱

♡/↻ appreciated

It’s the freakin’ best

There are LAYERS to this shit

When you do have a chance to watch, it’s amazing. Totally worth the wait.

Hope the move goes smoothly! ❤️

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

🌽💃🌽

If this happened to me while I was kayaking, I wouldn’t be able to contain myself.

Oh god, this is F A C T S. I can’t remember the last time I searched anything on Google any other way.

Steve has been promoted to branch manager for trying his best.
Congrats, Steve!

Half of my BlueSky posts are recycled otter content/memes, and I’m okay with that.

Steve is nagging at the universe's unanswered fruit-related questions again.
Stop it, Steve. It's a fruitless endeavour.
#SteveThoughts