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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Our oldest kid informed us today that “six seven” is no longer considered cool or funny at the middle school.

We had to break it to her that it never was.

😚 👌

Went back to see if the other two were there and they’re already gone.

The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.

Magic: The Gathering “Gruul Stompy” deck from 2022 with a big “Now $15!) sticker on it. The deck itself a $10 Goldspan Dragon card.

Local Walmart got some older standard Magic decks in stock. $15 for a deck with a $10 card in it and another $24 in creatures and lands is a no brainer. 🙃

I’m itching to play it but I’m gonna hold off on getting it for a bit for some optimization updates/Steam Deck support

[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

*Looks at to-do list for the day*

Hmmmmmm. Think I'll build a Magic deck instead.

Half of them are sent to me, somehow.

I didn’t really want another 4 years of Biden, but I’m astounded at how much coverage was given to his mental state and cognitive abilities versus what we’re seeing now as they label rooms in the White House like a dementia ward.

Tweet from @screaminbutcalm that says: "Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!!. Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck."

Evergreen

Parks and Rec is our go-to bedtime show. Other good choices: Modern Family and Two Broke Girls

who would have guessed that the dumbass who won the popular vote by a sliver because median voters just thought of him as President Low Prices Who Will Make Low Prices Comes Back in January would be eating shit like this, after not solving any problems and kidnapping many defenseless people for fun

You’re not the first person I’ve seen say that.

Yuck!

The unopened packaging for the Magic The Gathering Secret Lair “Iron Maiden: Eddie Unchained”

Hey there beautiful.

many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically

Cursed fucking timeline for this to be a real life sentence.

Thinking about this going on in court but with Kevin Costner in JFK.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if she's running it absolutely.

Opinion | Mamdani’s Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think

The New York Times quickly sending out Douthat to argue that Mamdani’s victory doesn’t really matter is so predictable it borders on self-parody.

Remember, folks: Every time the Right wins an election, it’s an undeniable expression of the will of the people. If a lefty wins, it’s just a blip.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

This will be drastically different from their usual strategy of calling every Democrat a gay Muslim communist

A screenshot of Alex the Lion from the movie "Madagascar". He has his paws out and has a look on his face that looks like a mix of concern and enlightenment. Like he just realized something important and it stopped him in his tracks.

Republicans when they find out that being racist and bigoted towards non-whites and supporting shit policies that makes everyone's lives harder and more expensive will drive people to vote blue

I think the lesson here is that the sniveling little Nazis who orchestrated mass firings, kidnappings, and a historic government shutdown aren't popular.