Chocoborborygmos

I identify with a little guy who carves out community amidst a hellscape

Quick, the turtle spoilers have stopped. Post Phyrexians

wongbal Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you'll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually /his/ show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun! Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

A classic #startrek DS9 post

Something something I smoke a violent amount of weed every day so I’m not surprised

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The smile is because I took off the entire week and nothing is more pleasing than putting capitalist obligations on the shelf for 9 days while I hang with the kids and sort magic cards and make homemade churros

It’s multiverse Monday and I cannot tell you how much I love Avishkar (formerly Kaladesh)

I love the lore and aesthetic and based a whole dnd campaign around multiverse hopping in the magic universe and we spent a lot of time on this plane.

not my ass! please don't steal it

Selling magic cards all weekend but excited to actually make three new decks:
The Jolly Balloon Man
Converting Vivi to Otter+Wizard typal
TMNT 5-color Ninja/mutants/turtles (in a month or so when it's out)

I had to go 2ds because the 3d gave me headaches, I blame the summer I was left alone with a virtuaboy and I stared into its red glow with complete disregard for safety warnings

Got it, you’re a weird bot farm pretending to be a real account or you’re too stupid to engage with, my mistake

Are the reports from the people and communities affected by it still or did you lazily read a press release

T he person typing from their couch wasnt elected the governor of the state where this is happening, hope this helps you comeback down to reality

I miss quaint corruption instead of “covering up sex with children” corruption so much

Guaranteed this there is yet another “special guests” or secret lair or championship promo version of this card coming out soon and they don’t want to ban it because that would be like banning mana crypt after it was a huge chase card in the second ixalan and how mad that made everyone

The enemy of my enemy (a too occupied bathroom) is my friend, as long as he ain’t occupying the bathroom with me

It’s just shot after shot of him drunk at a bar wondering how he could possibly begin to fix the pollution that has already irrevocably created climate change

“These hands, these powers, they’re useless”

If they announce an universes beyond Potter set I want you to know as a person who has played literally since alpha and who has two magic tattoos I will sell absolutely everything I own and never again a game of magic again.

Yeah I really gotta clean up my desk

My wife’s first cousin is Zoe Quinn so for us it’s that last bit there

Age verification?

I remember waking up with hope in my heart

The melding of two of my favorite things in this world, magic the gathering and Star Trek, happens to release exactly on my birthday

Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"Red Bull gives you pings."

this is what ramp in green feels like

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

Print to demand has an end date for each lair (on sale until blank) and for every fallout and spiderman that didnt sell as much as they’d like the wouldn’t have stock sitting around collecting dust so I’m not sure how that’s a pro-this model argument

The shareholders love you and thank you for your service

I have a Lara Croft deck but everything is worth so much I think I might sell the deck, I’m really struggling with it because I love the concept but there’s only so many temur, artifact, voltron decks I can justify owning considering I’m very often without the “gathering” part of mtg