Dumb Columbo

For real though i am like seriously destitute and have been since the last covid stimulus. Let him dign the checks then we start burning effigies.

Im the garage

My Zone of Enders undies continue to hit with a niche group of fans for a very short time.

This idea has some really great literary precident is all I'm saying.

I remember when google could tell me things I didn't already know.

Dude the bricks of café bustello are incredible value even when they're not on sale, that's a pro move stockpiling them.

My hobby is reading libel.

Didn't they make a movie out of this?

Spending 20 years as a bartender has left me pretty consistentñy poor for that entire time but at least everytime my manager asks me if I've seen some message about some task on a workflow app I can just pretend I don't know how phone apps work.

Every morning I awake to the horror of some poser who doesn't know the intricacies of the DC hardcore scene in the late 80s

YouTube video by Tom Rush - Topic Galveston Flood

Galveston had a seawall
Just to keep the water down
High tide from the ocean
Spread the water over the town

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Some real "could we just start with people not dying in the street?" first type shit.

YouTube video by Flytrus Andrew W.K. - Soldiers of Sorrow

Mobile Suit Gundam qualifies is all I'm saying. Also in 2009 for the 30th anniversary Andrew W.K. recorded Gundam Rock, a cover album of the entire original soundtrack where Andrew W.K. plays every instrument. youtu.be/fTH2XVb2DZ0?... not relevant I just like to tell people about it.

Warhammer 40k Lore Youtube or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Slaughter.

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I certainly haven't found them.

I was pretty sure I'd reached empathy overload this morning when I came across a repository of depressingly sincere VHS dating tapes. With this we are seeing levels of melancholy previously thought to be merrly theoretical. Thank fuck it's sunny out, I'm going for a walk.

Thuper Therious

Way to be

Life is a tragedy in close up but it's a comedy in long shot. Honestly lately the framing has been pretty mid.

CRAWLING OR STANDING GET IN THE GOD DAMN TRAIN, WE'RE ALL GOING HOME! #ARCraiders

All of the stuff I saw was explicitly evangelical christian, all of it centered around how we were living in the times described by the Book of Revalation.

When you're in county jail here you get issued a tablet. If you have money you can buy games (Pokémon Emerald, A Link to the Past) or movies (Marvel, LoTR). If you have no money you can listen to or watch media from the Real Vida Network. Sponsored by Palantir. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Even if we squash the beef I ain't shaking the hand

As a lifelong fan I would understand the need to disband, probably buy an Orioles cap.

I still remember how to play pinball in Word '97

Gemini? More like Gemino!

If you don't know who it is in your friend group, it's you.