For real though i am like seriously destitute and have been since the last covid stimulus. Let him dign the checks then we start burning effigies.
17.11.2025 17:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dumbcolumbo.bsky.social
like Columbo, but dumb.
For real though i am like seriously destitute and have been since the last covid stimulus. Let him dign the checks then we start burning effigies.
17.11.2025 17:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im the garage
17.11.2025 03:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Zone of Enders undies continue to hit with a niche group of fans for a very short time.
16.11.2025 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This idea has some really great literary precident is all I'm saying.
15.11.2025 00:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember when google could tell me things I didn't already know.
12.11.2025 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dude the bricks of cafΓ© bustello are incredible value even when they're not on sale, that's a pro move stockpiling them.
12.11.2025 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My hobby is reading libel.
12.11.2025 15:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Didn't they make a movie out of this?
10.11.2025 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Spending 20 years as a bartender has left me pretty consistentΓ±y poor for that entire time but at least everytime my manager asks me if I've seen some message about some task on a workflow app I can just pretend I don't know how phone apps work.
10.11.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every morning I awake to the horror of some poser who doesn't know the intricacies of the DC hardcore scene in the late 80s
10.11.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Galveston had a seawall
Just to keep the water down
High tide from the ocean
Spread the water over the town
youtu.be/eTnAxLOwGHQ?...
Some real "could we just start with people not dying in the street?" first type shit.
05.11.2025 16:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mobile Suit Gundam qualifies is all I'm saying. Also in 2009 for the 30th anniversary Andrew W.K. recorded Gundam Rock, a cover album of the entire original soundtrack where Andrew W.K. plays every instrument. youtu.be/fTH2XVb2DZ0?... not relevant I just like to tell people about it.
05.11.2025 00:21 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Warhammer 40k Lore Youtube or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Slaughter.
04.11.2025 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do not fear, I have the solution: www.stanray.com/products/dou...
04.11.2025 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I certainly haven't found them.
03.11.2025 19:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was pretty sure I'd reached empathy overload this morning when I came across a repository of depressingly sincere VHS dating tapes. With this we are seeing levels of melancholy previously thought to be merrly theoretical. Thank fuck it's sunny out, I'm going for a walk.
03.11.2025 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thuper Therious
03.11.2025 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Way to be
03.11.2025 19:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Life is a tragedy in close up but it's a comedy in long shot. Honestly lately the framing has been pretty mid.
02.11.2025 14:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CRAWLING OR STANDING GET IN THE GOD DAMN TRAIN, WE'RE ALL GOING HOME! #ARCraiders
01.11.2025 01:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of the stuff I saw was explicitly evangelical christian, all of it centered around how we were living in the times described by the Book of Revalation.
31.10.2025 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you're in county jail here you get issued a tablet. If you have money you can buy games (PokΓ©mon Emerald, A Link to the Past) or movies (Marvel, LoTR). If you have no money you can listen to or watch media from the Real Vida Network. Sponsored by Palantir. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
31.10.2025 17:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Even if we squash the beef I ain't shaking the hand
30.10.2025 12:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a lifelong fan I would understand the need to disband, probably buy an Orioles cap.
29.10.2025 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still remember how to play pinball in Word '97
29.10.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gemini? More like Gemino!
29.10.2025 14:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you don't know who it is in your friend group, it's you.
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