Kelly__le

I'm a 10 if you completely ignore my face and personality.

*My husband trying to be supportive

“How’s your soap opera going?
Is Marlena still with Gandalf?”

I should call her…

I’m not mature enough for whatever this thing at this pool party

The birthday mom does it. Lol

It’s such a beautiful day today.
It’s a shame I have to waste it going to a kid’s birthday party.

Having to listen to Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow while at the dentist is bullshit.

I don’t think a judge would convict me.

I…don’t know.
I’m at a loss.

I just watched my sister in law eat tacos with ketchup and wash it down with a glass of milk.

I’m done.
I, for one, am going to embrace the end times.

*My brain
“That’s it. That’s the most comfortable position.
We’re gonna get the best sleep, ever.
Perfection.

Now, you’re 30 seconds away from peeing in your pants, get up”.

So glad my friend paid in cash today and got this beautiful work of art. ❤️

I just called someone a “fucking butt plug” and I can’t quit laughing at myself.

Thank you!!!!!

Daddy?

Ha! Look what I found tonight!!!!

Hahahahahaha. If only!
And thank you! 😊

Thank you!!! 😊

Noice. Thank you!!😊

Thank you!!

Thank you!

Isn’t it amazing?!?!

Today was my birthday.
This was my cake.

Amazing. 🍆

Hahahahha it’s so funny you did that because this was my cake

a cupcake with blue frosting and a candle on top of it . ALT: a cupcake with blue frosting and a candle on top of it .

Happy birthday to my best friend @kellyle.bsky.social

Love you so much!

an older man is standing in front of a rock wall and says " today is my 11th birthday " ALT: an older man is standing in front of a rock wall and says " today is my 11th birthday "

😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️