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The French had a cure for this.

16.11.2025 17:35 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This Home Depot is playing my jams.

16.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are the Trumpers gonna copy him now?

They wore the diapers.
They wore the ear patches.

Are they gonna start jaw doggin?

14.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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14.11.2025 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Sorry

14.11.2025 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wish my brights were brighter.
I want people to question if the actual sun is driving toward them.

14.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

I had a really good day today. Hope you did too.
💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛

09.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I read it that way at first too.

08.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂😂

06.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake

06.11.2025 13:12 — 👍 345 🔁 75 💬 24 📌 5

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05.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine having any and all entertainment at your fingertips and still choosing to watch a Mark Wahlberg movie.

05.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

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05.11.2025 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Felt like I was in trouble the second I walked in the door 👀
#lucypancakes

05.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You’re asking the wroooong people 😂

30.10.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today was sweater weather.
I hate long sleeves.
This is called compromise.

30.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I support this. They are delicious.

28.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Busy day on the prairies. I’m gonna get chocolate wasted and go to bed.

27.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 29 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

God damnit

27.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How embarrassing!

23.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn't win the lottery. Guess that ballroom I was gonna add to the house will have to wait.

23.10.2025 12:16 — 👍 129 🔁 13 💬 8 📌 0

Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.

23.10.2025 05:19 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My son just said “my friend at school, Talon…”

and I didn’t hear another word he said after TALON.

22.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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McDonald’s biscuit

21.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The cop wasn’t nearly as impressed at my ability to drive with my knees while I eat breakfast and text as I was.

21.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Did anyone even tell Ed Gein to eat a banana and go out in nature for awhile??

17.10.2025 07:44 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long

15.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 149 🔁 54 💬 4 📌 1

I think people can forget just how big buttholes can be.

15.10.2025 05:29 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

You know how you leave your tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, what do you get if it’s a kidney stone?

11.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 37 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0

When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….

07.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

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