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it's being called the potential app

the finno korean hyperwar as a setting for bl

what I've learned (the Internet doesn't lie) is that to become a hot babe you gobble on impossible whoppers and fondle receipt paper and this is 100% true?

going to findom accounts and trashtalking them until it turns into a beef might be the score of the century

it's crazy how bluesky had a board meeting that was exactly this: "Great Scott! Eureka! I know how to keep people on this platform and not move back to Twitter! Let's kick them out of their account for no reason every once in a while!"

hegaylian dialetics

imma try sneaking hegelian dialectics into conversations to sound more intelligent even if the conversation is about matcha and popmart

if Tylenol makes ur kids autistic imagine stacking a load of bennies with some wock

where are you sir

this country was built on ballin

if umamusume was woke: kimi no aiba gay

hachimi hachimi hachi mi

accidental bronson but what if it was chinese

bluesky more like sucking dudes and a guy

Say what you will but our boy trump just walked over the brits rightfully so

Crazy women falling to they knees right now w this one... Their TikTok song guy is going to the SLAMMER!

Fellas ever shit and giggle but real ones shit while giggling

I think no one's asked this question recently: what is Kanye West's opinion on this?

I think this would be a pretty funny 9/11 if nothing happens

I don't think ts was real I think it was ai imo

this place a different universe. there is no woke here only lib.

when the save feature appeared on this app I sensed and feared the powerful goonery that has arrived

got the hot springs ticket for tm opera o I am ready for action

if you wear meta glasses I automatically assume the worst and you are the super mega peeping tom diddyblud chud and I wouldn't be too far off

if nothing else he's an excellent diva

this place is washed it's been dead silent but on the other side we've been mad debating if the president got that mad deep state disease by the assassin JD "One-Shot" Vance

how could you. I am calling the cyber police for your cyber crime. Count your days

books aren't even real that shits made up

I assume bluesky logging me out every two weeks is a masterful gambit of them seeing my loyalty to this platform and not crashing out like a rabid dog

if u are a man and you post long form text rants you are a beta male. display your anger about society in short ironic texts with "in minecraft" at the end. Thank you!