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Me watching Scream 2

I bet it keeps James Cameron up at night that Jaws is the best water-based movie ever made and always will be.

Fresno's Hauntmare Expo kicks off the 'Halloween season' | Valley Vertigo The holiday season seems start earlier and earlier every year.

I met Thom Mathews from Return of the Living Dead and wrote a story about (and Halloween, the Gallows and linear time)

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I get the same kind of regular negative comments for my review of Little Man. Probably the same people, I assume

My heavy use of em dashes will earn me a spot in one of the easier robot labor camps when they take over, I bet.

"28 Years Later" (2025)

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

tv tropes has so much 'giving online people new and annoying ways to misunderstand various sundry things about the fucking basics of storytelling' to answer for i swear to fuck

Sentinel staff recognized at 2025 Gruner Awards Among the slew of awards handed out at Fresno State’s 37th annual George F. Gruner awards on Friday night, both the Hanford Sentinel editor, Parker Bowman, and reporter Alexis Espinoza

I won an award for, somehow, sports writing this week so that's something. hanfordsentinel.com/community/se...

Watching my CG ratio dwindle down to nothing is probably what normal people feel like watching news about the stock market.

It's hard to believe we're like 3 months into Trump's second term and there hasn't been a new Purge movie yet.

Robert Eggers calling his Dracula a nosferatu and his werewolf a Werwulf cements him as the Wes Anderson of Horror.

Snyderbros are the silliest category of people on Earth

I just saw this strange review of Arrested Development, objectively the most ground-breaking comedy since the turn of the millennium.

World premieres should be held exclusively in music league.

Stuff like this makes me so sad to be a journalist. Maybe it's not too late to start a new career doing something more respectable and lucrative like eating shit on the sidewalk for pocket change.

A movie podcast I like spent 20 minutes explaining the Costco guys so now I understand them all too well -- though some mysteries remain. I fear I will learn more voluntarily.

Happy Cranksgiving! Fuck you, Chelios, everyone!

I think this extra in "Just One of the Guys" is a toddler in a tuxedo.

Honestly, I think I'm done voting. Every election cycle comes and goes with absolutely no mention of bringing back Flavor of Love, Rock of Love or its many spin-offs. Politicians are totally out of touch.

Update: I am failing.

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Me realizing that Wicked's premise is absurd because how can there be a prequel to a fever dream that takes place in the mind of a child from Kansas?

I really miss the days when every piece of furniture had like 2 or 3 random cigarette burns.

I really hope to never be in a position where I learn who the Costco Guys or the Rizzler are.

"Mom and Dad Save the World" and "Ant-Man: Quantumania" are basically the same exact movie.

According to Google's AI, the book American Psycho was banned about 2 decades before it was even written.

When you visit Loveland, Ohio