The Unabeefer

Watching The Dark Knight Rises and rooting for Bane, the actual hero...

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Your government hates you.

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At least he was able to get those rad glam photos with his cute little coat before losing his job.

These ICE morons think they're so tough... Who do they think they are? Carl and The Passions?

I would love to say that we've never had a child r-pist as president before, but who am I to say what Taft was up to? Franklin Pierce? Who knows? I'm pretty sure furries weren't a thing at that point, so...? Just saying...

People will roll their eyes simply because one song got overplayed, as if that's any fault of theirs, the song, or especially the album! Fantastic album start to finish.

"The ox and lamb kept time..." Um, isn't that the job of the drummer?

No Muppet movie has only one human cast member. Why do people keep coming up with hypothetical remake casts with "only one human" as if that was ever a thing??? Stop that. It's inept. You're all inept.

Meowty Meowphin Meower Rangers

I don't know. I'm not actually in either.

I'm in Denver.

At what point are we all just going to admit that there's literally no reason for the US government to exist anymore, because it all means absolutely nothing... And then we can just be done with the whole thing and move on with our lives?

Capitalism is slavery with extra steps.

Just remembered I had started a Martin and Lewis marathon some time ago, so now I'm watching That's My Boy (1951), not to be confused with the Adam Sandler movie that did not star Jerry Lewis nor Dean Martin.

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

Delighted by the thought of AIPAC having to think about how much money they wasted...

Haich or tee tee orgy oru... Snip and clip and torch your toroos... You kin tick me hot to goru

"And it's not a bad life, but I'm just a trad wife..." - Taylor Swift probably.

I'm looking forward to the Trainwrecords on Taylor's new album. @shadowtodd.bsky.social

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is essentially the "Roadhouse" Robin Hood movie.... It's not BAD... but it's bad... It's not GOOD... but it's good. It's utterly fucking stupid, but I eat up every minute of it.

I've been online since the late 80's... but I just realized I've been CHRONICALLY online since 1993 when WBS Chat became a thing.

The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"

I love the Garf sticker! Absolute Nathan-core.

I just realized that there are 13 Halloween movies, and I think that's perfect.

I'm really good at this stuff... All your countries are going to hell.

I wonder if Harry Stylz and Julia Stylz are related.

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

Not a day goes by that I don't miss Gordon Downie.

My favorite music fact... Chumbawamba formed before REM and disbanded after REM. Chumbawamba lasted longer as a band than REM.

At this point, why is anyone still watching?! Do we all just have a sunk cost fallacy thing going on with this show?? I mean, I'm honestly only watching still to find out who Raymond Reddington really is, but I don't even think they're gonna give us THAT.