Monj

My dudes. My billionaire pals. The wealth tax is for YOUR well-being, not ours.

If you add things to “my list” in advance, they don’t disappear from there.

A pair of men in sequin Mountie costumes with black sequined booth shorts

Long track arena host getting the crowd to dance to YMCA and the camera pans to these kings

Team Pursuit is the most hilarious speed skating race #olympics

UPSETTING. #olympics

Someone skating to Like a Prayer that I am confident understands the subtext yess. Also that triple axel hit the music perfectly #olympics

I love the American girls, but I am rooting for Kaori to retire with a shiny gold to show all the kids she’s coaching #olympics

LETS GO KAORI!!! #olympics

Isabeau!!!!! So cute!!!! #olympics

DAMN ALYSA LIU JUST THROWING DOWN. Yesssssss girl. #olympics

She was SHINING.

That was SO CUTE from Nakai!!! I hope we see her in future cycles. #olympics

Japan throwing down a triple axel!! And looking cute while doing it!! #olympics

I don’t feel like she really skated into that. You need to land a big jump right in that first “AND IIIIIII” as punctuation #olympics

Ooooo skating to Whitney Houston. Bold move. #olympics

NEGL. I would fall so hard into Olympic village pin trading, you’d never get me out

Respect for this lady who is like “I’m simply not doing that” to axels bc she can feel her calf on that side. #olympics

That was an excellent routine but she should have thrown thriller in there just for funsies #olympics

Pants and a jacket!!! She’s a baby!! #olympics

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Okay ladies!!! Let’s go #olympics

I always want to remember other athletes but never do. Hockey being the exception.

I feel like it’s unfair for the Dutch to elbow in on short track when they already have a stranglehold on long track 😂😂😂 #olympics

I love this man announcing the penalties in short track. Give us less emotion, king #Olympics

A screenshot of the finish line of a men’s 500m quarterfinal. The skater from Kazakhstan is first and finishing normally. The Italian is backwards and leaning over but still crossing at speed in second

Catching up on short track and we should really like broadcast this more than the #Olympics. What do you mean he’s crossing backwards to avoid getting taken out

ONLY 5 finished 😂😂😂😂. The Dutch corner going wild. The Latvian corner going wild. Love when ppl are wildly hyped #olympics

Catching up on short track and cracking up at this mens 1500 final with NINE PPL. Like Mario kart out there #olympics

Back on the exercise bike for the first time since the snowpocalypse. Hopefully this gets the jitters out

I feel like this American girl has fallen in every race I’ve seen her in this #olympics

I love short track. They look like very aggressive ducks when they’re all in a line #Olympics

I am waiting for a story about those driverless taxis where they get taken over for drug drops or something illicit that I can’t think of tbh