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Grouchy old fart, enjoys books, birds, baroque music, alliteration and, of course, spiders (but then, who doesn’t?). Semi-skilled at a number of unimportant things like game-playing, computer surgery and natural history story-telling. Lazy.

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Clamp top!

11.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But we paved over all the cobbles - except in Fell's Point.

11.08.2025 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

By the time your kids move out, you're too old to do it anyway. Problem is, when you're young and child-free, you have other things to do at night.

11.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every morning, I think "I'm too old..."

11.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that kids should be allowed to cosplay as umps regardless of how much the people around them paid for their tickets. In fact, I think that the more they paid, the more kids should be allowed to cosplay as umps in that aisle. "More" in both senses of the word.

11.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, baloney - it was impossible for any enemy to corrupt Donald Trump. His parents took care of that for them.
All our enemies had to do was to offer him money, and not even very much money.

11.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would have been even more popular if his name was Bob Skywalker, but then he wouldn't have been so whiny.

11.08.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon monkey in a pirate hat is playing drums and a guitar . ALT: a cartoon monkey in a pirate hat is playing drums and a guitar .
11.08.2025 17:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know, I learned as a mere boy that if a young woman wouldn't help me achieve "release", why, I could DIE.

Sounds like John Sauer still believes that. Or at least still believes that it will work if he says it loud enough.

11.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1. Create a problem
2. Criminalize the problem
3. Punish the victims
4. Push through a half-assed solution which (a) costs more than preventing the problem, (b) doesn't work), and (c) funnels taxpayers' money to wealthy Republicans

This has been the GOP approach for a century and more.

11.08.2025 17:08 — 👍 20    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Fish rots from the head.

11.08.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The former newspaper known as the WaPo went the "murder and jaywalking are both crimes, so Both Sides!" route a couple decades ago, and it's only ever gotten worse over the years. They "report", we "decide", right?

11.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Paralyzed female Tigrosa (ex-Hogna, ex-Lycosa) helluo on its way to a spider wasp‘s birthing chamber

Paralyzed female Tigrosa (ex-Hogna, ex-Lycosa) helluo on its way to a spider wasp‘s birthing chamber

Female Enoplognatha marmorata(?) with yellow endoparasite.

Female Enoplognatha marmorata(?) with yellow endoparasite.

Female Enoplognatha marmorata(?) with an endoparasite of some sort.

Female Enoplognatha marmorata(?) with an endoparasite of some sort.

Some outdoor work (which has left me simply drenched with sweat after just a tiny effort) netted me a couple of interesting spots:
1. I interrupted on the porch, a spider wasp with this unfortunate Tigrosa helluo, and
2. an Enoplognatha marmorata(?) female with a hitchhiking endoparasite.

11.08.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love music with this sort of hypnotic bass line. This has always been one of my favorite TH songs.

11.08.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can vividly remember reading SciFi when I was a teenager that was already pretty far past its expiration date. There was even stuff in Analog that I wouldn't bother reading again, even if it was a gift.
And then there was the GORy type stuff that (imoatoistoco) was expired before it was printed.

11.08.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kind of like chatting with nice people who are suffering from dementia. Answering the same questions over and over is easy once you have the answer. I like easy.

11.08.2025 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"Why are there so many baby Triceratops?  Good joke, Bob!"
The Princeton Field Guide To Dinosaurs, by Gregory S. Paul

"Why are there so many baby Triceratops? Good joke, Bob!" The Princeton Field Guide To Dinosaurs, by Gregory S. Paul

Nature book challenge. A book per day in no particular order, until you’ve shared ALL of the best nature books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews,

#Books #Nature #Naturewriting
#naturebooks #conservation #naturebookchallenge #booksky

11.08.2025 14:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sloth metal. I like it!

11.08.2025 11:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s an almost irresistible urge many of us have: to define everything by our personal tastes and require everyone to follow, or at least agree. Like the urge to classify and slap labels on everything, it’s kind of a basic human drive. Useful to fight, of course, like so much, but we’re herd anims

11.08.2025 10:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone has tradeoffs. We all choose what we want, what we tolerate and what we won’t accept. Personally, I’m just glad my wife tolerates what many wouldn’t because of one positive she thinks is important.
Cooking and cleaning are details. Who says those are her jobs, anyway?

11.08.2025 10:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be fair, at our house, it’s always time for the Muppet Show.

11.08.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Orca decides he wants to be a Sea Lion for a change.
The Trials Of Life by David Attenborough

Orca decides he wants to be a Sea Lion for a change. The Trials Of Life by David Attenborough

Nature book challenge. A book per day in no particular order, until you’ve shared ALL of the best nature books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews,

#Books #Nature #Naturewriting
#naturebooks #conservation #naturebookchallenge #booksky

11.08.2025 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

„I‘m skin cancer, and I approve this message“

I’m beginning to wonder if Kennedy hasn’t spent his whole life making an exhaustive list of the ways he could torture everyone, if only he could get the power to do so.
Let’s see, is he pestilence? Not war or death..

10.08.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The police dept never pays the settlements, so they never have an incentive to straighten up and fly right.

10.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spikk and his junior officer Spann kept the science station neat as a new pin.

10.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, well, well.

10.08.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Past presents were always better. Future presents won’t be as good..

10.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was the start of Russia‘s Operation GOP. Worked out great for them.

10.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brilliant!

10.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Russia‘s getting Alaska back.

10.08.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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