Ghislaine Ma𝕏well

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Might not be an error if your kicker can be trusted to hit those

(does the model factor in individual kickers/weather conditions?)

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

with vivek ramaswamy being fired from DOGE it has me thinking about how we’ll never get this podcast. i was so ready for them to create the worst podcast of all time

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

It’s 2036, Josh McDaniels becomes the offensive coordinator for the New England Patriots

Josh McDaniels is the Dr Manhattan of becoming the offensive coordinator of the New England Patriots

Get off of your telephone!!! GET OFF OFYOUR TELEPHONE!!! put the telephone down!!! Put the telephone right now down!!! And turn off the screen!!! Don't even look at it!!! No

And they’re saying we delved too greedily, they’re saying—do we like delving, folks? Do we love it. Mo-ri-a. We dug a thousand perfect mines, okay, but the elves, they don’t want you to know, and they’ve been very nasty to me

a polite reminder that this is literally me:

ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we