Nam Talmbout

(*An underpaid Malaysian person will be operating MyBuddyDrone)

Liberation theology in the USA. More please.

Gotta blame the village here. Given name is Lunch means the village was responsible for raising him to be a lineman.

I feel like he actually yelled yeet as he let it go.

🗣️You can cha cha cha to this Mardis Gras, I'm the dopest female that you've heard thus far…

Happy Birthday to one of the greatest lyricists of all time, MC Lyte 🎂🎊🎉🎈

I would like 2 of those and a nap

Pizza flavored doritos and cool ranch doritos sold in one bag.

This is a 2/10 chip experience. I am SHOCKED at how bad the pizza flavor is.

Four-panel SMBC comic update where a woman is talking to God, asking where there isn't more intelligent life in the universe. God responds that there isn't supposed to be, and that by coincidence self replicators appeared and then developed the ability to suffer and now He's stuck with it. God asks the woman what she would do if worm civilization suddenly sprung from an old noodle dish in the sink, and she says that she would probably forget about it and destroy it accidentally while washing her hands, which God appreciates.

Sadly, it later turns out nobody knows how to build an ark anymore.

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I thought it was a scallop at first

You gotta flip the key fob over the belt. It's not gonna stay up.

Yep

Cam Cattebo

Conference as weed names:
1. B1G
2. Pac 12
3. Horizon League
4. Mountain West

…While we’re at it, the name “Jaxson” should be reserved for mixed kids only…

She looking at the judges like... I know right?!!

UNC schools of data science and information science to merge, forming unnamed ‘School of AI’ SDSS Dean Stanley Ahalt will be made dean of the new school while SILS Dean Jeffrey Bardzell will stand as the University’s Chief Artificial Intelligence Officer and Vice Provost for AI.

Hey, this sucks. Like... a lot. 📚

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UNC schools of data science and information science to merge, forming unnamed ‘School of AI’

www.dailytarheel.com/article/univ...

Running Egyptian cotton scams straight out of catch-22

It’s gonna be HOT at red river! According to Climate Central, it’s going to be 10 degrees warmer than normal in Dallas.

Visit impactsus.org/cfb to learn more. @impactsus.bsky.social

She killed three people making a gin fizz.

A screenshot from Invincible VS showing Battle Beast fighting Cecil

Invincible VS is adding the series' master manipulator, Cecil, to the roster of the 3v3 fighting game. We sat down with the developers to learn more about Cecil's gameplay, the story mode, and an all-original character that will appear in the game gameinformer.com/preview/2025...

Im calling some an unhinged snoot (derogatory) this week. Thank you for your service.

I would have thought it impossible to collect this many people i legitimately hate. I didn't know the capacity existed on either side of the equation.

FCC ends E-Rate funding for Wi-Fi hotspots, school bus connectivity | StateScoop The FCC voted to end rules that allowed schools and libraries to use E-Rate funds on school bus Wi-Fi and internet hotspots.

They’re doing everything they can to increase the penalty children pay for being poor.

statescoop.com/fcc-e-rate-f...

A frozen tube of chili

In Kansas, chili comes in tubes

Went to see Hedda Gabler... no Turkey. What gives?

Night one podium. Podium, for sure.

Weber State Censors, Then Cancels, Censorship Conference University officials said that several planned presentations violated a Utah state law banning diversity, equity and inclusion at public universities.

Weber State administrators told student they couldn't present their research on the state's anti-DEI law at an on-campus conference on censorship(!) unless they removed all mentions of DEI from their slides

www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...

Barca's Frenkie de Jong chimes in from Holland camp:

"I don't like it... It's not good for the players. You have to travel a lot and it's not fair, competition-wise. Now we're playing an away game on neutral territory. I can imagine other clubs not being happy about it."

www.vi.nl/nieuws/ook-f...

4-panel comic. (1) [person in front of window, shaped like a trapezoid with a curved top] This weekend, I had to make an oversized screen for a porch window. (2) [person sitting with hands on head surrounded by images of assorted equations and measurements] It involved countless tiny problems, each somehow way harder than it should be. Oblique angles. Curved edges. Noncoplanarity. (3) [person in front of window with screen on it, with building detritus strewn on the ground] ...I solved them all. I measured precisely. I did trigonometry. I made custom parts. And it fit *perfectly.* No gaps, no ripples. (4) [person typing at computer] I know that your foundation normally limits its purview to physics, medicine, peace, chemistry, and literature. However, if you review the attached photos showing how well the screen fits into the...

Window Screen

xkcd.com/3151/

THESE TWO ARE NOT PLAYING!!!!

IF YOU WANTED TO USE WHITE WOMEN SO BADLY, BOTH TEAMS IN THE FINALS HAVE THEM, YOU RAGGEDY IDIOTS.