The AI equivalent of the coworker you ask help for but says they βdont know anything about thatβ
29.05.2025 14:12 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dylanaddington.bsky.social
Enterprise Systems Architect & Engineer Crossover Classical Guitarist
The AI equivalent of the coworker you ask help for but says they βdont know anything about thatβ
29.05.2025 14:12 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A poem of serenity
06.02.2025 03:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Making it up as I go along. Twisted copper wire inlay in the back side of the guitar. #inprogress #luthier #music #classicalguitar #maker #guitar #IDontDoNormal
05.02.2025 14:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0President Musk wouldnβt allow this to happen. Heβd lose 98% of his user base on X.
03.02.2025 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baddie at the clurb: so, are you into #bondage π₯π?
Me: My #bindings will have you begging for more. πππ 
My bindings:
All the technical advancements in the world and guitar manufacturers still havenβt found a way to make a plugged in acoustic guitar not sound like crap.
02.02.2025 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The irony is not lost on me when politicians and MSNBC/CNN news anchors start clutching their pearls about βthe systemβ that resulted in another Trump term. 
β¦the same system they got rich from distracting and dividing people.
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31.01.2025 06:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Things the US education system never taught you about World War II
31.01.2025 06:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My own arrangement of Bella Ciao 
#BellaCiao #ClassicalGuitar #iykyk #music #guitar
The ass backwards mental gymnastics π€ΈββοΈ required to complain about this like itβs a problem will be studied in future generations.
29.01.2025 05:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can only laugh at the thought of the suburbanite that dedicated mental effort towards finding a shaky legal loophole and writing an email to the DoE to complain about this one bathroom in this one school to make trans kidsβ lives just a little harder.
29.01.2025 05:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goose died in the end.
29.01.2025 04:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π΅We fired our guns, but the British kept a-coming
There were not as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began a-runninβ 
Along the Mississippi to
THE GULF OF MEXICOπ΅
-Johnny Horton, βThe Battle of New Orleansβ
Government labels are temporary. Johnny Hortonβs words are eternal
Not illegal, and if they did, DeepSeek paid for every single prompt response OpenAI gave them.
28.01.2025 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So you think the US government and media doesnβt output anti-Chinese propaganda? Everything is fine? China bad, USA good? The only way this question could be considered propaganda is if you believe the US doesnβt do this, and the question infers that it does.
27.01.2025 14:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would expect a principle architect at Microsoft to have technical and benchmark criticisms of your new highly disruptive competitor instead of βChinese chatbot wonβt give me ammo to criticize its own countryβ
27.01.2025 05:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first three questions are framed in a way that forces the AI to acknowledge as true the events that took place in the way you framed it. 
Kind of like asking someone βwhy do you kick small puppies?β
Elemental damage: Itβs like regular damage, but SPICY!
26.11.2024 04:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Walking In the Air, from "The Snowman"
Just released a cover of my favorite holiday song. Will be live on Spotify in a few days, listen now on YouTube or SoundCloud now.
youtu.be/W6kNquYMrKQ
on.soundcloud.com/haLRx9NjgxoM...
#holiday #christmas #winter #snowman #music #classicalguitar #fingerstyle.
A tartigrade. And no, I will not be elaborating.
23.11.2024 15:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, you coulda just acted like everything was fine and gaslight users like it was their problemβ¦the Musk way.
20.11.2024 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Name a popular song you set as your alarm tone like 15 years ago and now you still hate it. 
Iβll go first: 
βYou Found Meβ by The Fray
βI hear what you are saying. And I believe that you believe it is important.β
20.11.2024 05:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boss on conference call: Do you know how to do that?
Full Stack Dev quietly typing question into chatGPT: 
I do now. πππ
#softwareengineering #AI
Fun history fact: despite the propaganda of efficiency and control, Nazi Germanyβs government/administration was so full of dysfunction, incompetence, and absurdity that Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz would have fit right in.
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