On the back of the whole Tourette's Scottish/American meltdown row, seems an apt time to roll out this gem again eh..........
24.02.2026 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@angusbirding.bsky.social
You think of the future, and secretly you piddle your pants. The puddle of piddle, that used to be little, is rising around you. You like it. Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs. Slave to twitching? - best fuck off. "The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
On the back of the whole Tourette's Scottish/American meltdown row, seems an apt time to roll out this gem again eh..........
24.02.2026 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As well as rare Divers etc turning up on patch, that prolonged spell of wild seas from the east also produced plenty other wind-blown flotsam and jetsam, inc a buoy washed up on Buddon that originates from Northumberland...........
24.02.2026 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was almost that one........
24.02.2026 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does it fuck...........
24.02.2026 18:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And a bonus bit of video in typical WBD habitat. Ahem.........ππ
23.02.2026 21:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A strange few days in the last week with a surreal WBD, second one I've found on patch in 3 years.
Big bird, little bird, cardboard box...........
#Patchbirding #UKbirding
Kin ell, is bad enough doing it for Scops etc, but UK twitchers wi lists as long as yer arm out lamping Tawny Owls to get pics just to get likes on their socials is another level of fuckwittery.
British "birding" man, fuckin state o' these cvnts.
Again............
#twitchers #UKbirding
It may be nearly Monday here, but is still Superb Owl Sunday over the pond. Let's fucking go Pats!
#Patriots
Pml. So every stupid cvnt that went from here to Texel for the Specs Eider will need to go to Croatia to tick this too, seeing as their WP list is so important, no?
Boys flying tae Ireland to tick a duck for some imagined "British & Irish" list. Wtf.
British birding, fuckin state o it.........
Just remember, when you think everything is tickety boo and going along nicely, there's usually someone waiting right around the corner to come in and fuck it all up.
Like my dear, sweet, frail old granny regularly said, "there's always some cunt.........."
Every sad loser cunte "Premier League" (ahem) twitcher seeing news of that suppressed Shetland Tengmalm's.............
#UKbirding #TwitchingSaddos
Again???
Get tae fuck eh?..........
Quite.........
22.01.2026 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kin ell, boys twitching all over the country wi' BOU lists north of 500 in their bio, posting up pic of imm drake Scaup they seen and labelling it as female.
British birding/twitching man, fuckin state o' it...........
#UKbirding
(Note, not bird depicted below)
Though the article says.........
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is the image proposed to go on a huge mural in Glasgow celebrating "Scottish heritage"..........
For actual fuck sake.
"I was mesmerised by its cryptic beautiful plumage, a bird steeped in folklore, I felt blessed to have it appear so openly in front of me, truly touched.
Of course, being a sporting estate, I shot it, & had it pan-fried in raspberry jus, washed down with a robust Chianti......"
Surprised.
Not............
"Waxwing - 3 probables reported......." etc etc.
Probables? Probables? Who the fuck is reporting this shit?
You can ID them by silhouette in the near-dark ffs.
British birding man, fuckin state o' it............
And the "welcome" it received when it made landfall...........
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
Highlights of a slow first week of year down the patch, a med Gull, a few GN Diver, a Woodcock, a Merlin, Peregrine, plenty thrushes (mostly Fieldfare) and this Short-eared Owl picked up about a mile out that came in off.
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
........and one of said Ring-necked Duck, a rare foray off patch, second I've found in county this year, and my fifth out of eleven Angus records I make it..........π
#lowcarbonbirding
Slightly better digiscope effort of yday's Waxwings, no doubt year-ticked by every cvnt in Angus this morning.
Also some winter waders with Broughty Castle in the background, and then the first sunrise and sunset of the New Year on a shit, birdless day.........
#lowcarbonbirding #patchbirding
So, December been & gone with the scorer barely being troubled. My 5th county Ring-necked Duck find, a little auk, a few Med & Little gulls & not much else really.
Fuck December birding.
Still, least I wasn't stupid enough to twitch that Grackle......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
So the last patch action, ahem, of the year, a couple of Little Gulls swirling around the bay in freezing conditions, in what has been a less than vintage year for them here......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
That'll be the start of it then - banks of frozen ice particles washed up on the seashore at Buddon in the Tay estuary side this morning, ffs.........
A few bonus birds nearby, 16 Waxwing attracting the attention of the toggers..........
#UKBirding #PatchBirding
Will cvnts stop saying "Happy New Year" to me just now, it's still December from the previous year for another 2 days you twatfucks........
30.12.2025 09:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Funny how the mind plays tricks, always thought it was OTD in 1988, but turns out was 27th, co-found the first county Arctic Redpoll down what is now my daily patch - some DNA nerd trying to tell ya Redpolls are all one species? GRTF.......
28.12.2025 23:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well, tonight, thank God it's them
Instead of you.......
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and.....