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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. Transform a man into a fish and you enable him to roam the cool waters of the Atlantic, free from the burdens of the human world

(Guy sitting on the couch) My world is fire and blood

The gut is basically a Mecca for heebie jeebies, this is where heebie jeebies start. You have to have a soil rich diet if you want to keep them at bay

white ermine moth (spilosoma lubricipeda) — black and white moth with a fur collar and black antennae

omw to steal your dalmations

Just performed my most daring and graceful feat yet as I successfully positioned myself more comfortably with a cat sleeping next to me

Coming to the ice soon 😎​

@pwhl--seattle.bsky.social and @pwhl--vancouver.bsky.social's inaugural season jerseys are here!
📰 bit.ly/49gqfwh

Our jaws are through the floor 🤯​

Get geared up for Seattle and Vancouver's inaugural season in their new threads! Limited quantities of replica home jerseys available now in the PWHL Shop.
🛍️ Shop Seattle: bit.ly/4os9naj​
🛍️ Shop Vancouver: bit.ly/3WiN1vY

These Season Three threads 🔥

Your video game character should vomit after you make them kill their first guy

(Guy at the limestone quarry) That's a pretty big pyramid design, I'll need to hire maybe twenty to thirty thousand guys, should be done in about 20 years

(Me, not wanting to be annoying to service workers) you can make it smaller

It’s so important to sit atop your pile of bones before you post

app for particularly strange odd jobs called extrachoredinary

I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but *my mouth opens, wider and wider, beyond the limits of my physiology, and then beyond the limits of comprehension. From deep within what could only be described as The Portal resounds a single syllable, great and terrible, which shatters heaven and earth*

Slaying the house down 💅

Nothing like those first moments 🫶

A peek into @pwhl--seattle.bsky.social and @pwhl--vancouver.bsky.social players seeing their jerseys revealed for the first time.

Did it hurt? When you hit me with the stick of confusion

I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!
(after a million years in hell you finally bump into them)
haha knew it

"Precious metals"? You mean "scarce" metals I expect. All metals are precious, to me. For their conductive properties.

I'm bringing my bone marimba to the sacrifice tonight, if any pan flute players want to jam

[!] You’ve discovered 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ✨
Your inventory is too full you can’t carry any more items..
> Consume 𝒾𝓃𝓉ℯ𝓇ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓅ℯ𝒷𝒷𝓁ℯ
✨𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 acquired!

hand me somma that extrabacterial soap

Runnin' back Roque's Michigan ⏮️

Tune in at 7PM ET tonight to catch this week's PWHL Rewind: the New York Sirens versus the Ottawa Charge on March 22, 2025!
📺 bit.ly/3IYT0Dh

AND ANOTHER THING. WHY WOULD YOU TEAR DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO REPLACE IT? It only takes a couple of days to do the demo! Even for cynical political reasons, having gash on one side and a crater on the other is going to look terrible.

"Supply and demand"? I would never "demand" a commodity. I would approach it with respect, as a collaborator - as a friend.

white child named leighbubu

street sign that says cretin ave.

found where you guys live

deeply embarrassing to be an adult and need to make friends

Next to the time my phone should put what I was doing before I started looking at it. “8:13 You Were In The Middle Of Crossing The Street,” stuff like that

it's crazy there's only 10 dentists. feels like you'd need more than that