probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh

Someone has been uploading the second series and sweet Christ is it a difficult watch.

It happened whilst he was still alive, that's lightning quick for a member of the ruling class

I had the privilege of visiting the MERL today and getting a closer look at the board

combat iron deficiency by eating this tungsten cube

Ski Jump Curling is where you send curling stones off the ramp and compete for distance.

The Curling Ski Jump is where you do the ski jump in a wingsuit and aim to land in point targets like that monkey ball game

Watch with sound on

Weird seeing it without someone yelling "360!" "Tweak!"

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a crowd . Alt: Orson Welles as Kane in evening dress, applauding too hard to hide his humiliation.

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

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I absolutely burst out laughing

i was playing a hanchan the other night and was struck by divine inspiration 🀄

get equipped with normal guillotine

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

Biscoito, a brown tabby cat, is laying on a black kitchen chair

he knows nothing about international politics 🥰🥰🥰

umamusume goldship

* Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky • 7h If Donald Trump moves on Greenland will you condemn it? "We're not going to give a running commentary" "You can't say Donald Trump shouldn't invade Greenland?" "Diplomacy is delicate, which means we're not here to give a running commentary in the news"

You could already do a pretty amazing YouTube video of “news show presenters who cannot believe what they are fucking hearing from actual ministers”. Start with the Taylor Swift tickets, move on to the collective punishment ones and finish with this.

decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence

"Chief political commentator"

And THAT'S why the UK's fucked.

Hi, I'm Rebecca Adlington (tram)

CVG #221 unimpressed rock and shawn michaels-helmsley

NOM #80 Mankind that isn't AI but really, really looks it now

CVG #226 not a bad render but what a boring dull cover, why does it look like a lifestyle mag

NOM #95 oh fuck yeah, NOM chose the most interesting character for a front cover and went for it 10/10 i bought this

mods are asleep, post uk video game magazines creating renders for wwf covers

it means that people insisting on politeness while supporting the 2 child benefit cap are more dangerous and cruel than people campaigning to end poverty while calling you a vampire

bsky.app/profile/rent...

If you keep telling social liberals to fuck off to impress the Times, don't act all surprised when they actually fuck off.

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?

I love that this exists.

Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:

Excerpt from closing credits from a Jeopardy! episode, including the following: "All rights in this work, including for purposes of text or data mining in any applicable jurisdiction, are expressly reserved. No part of this work may be used or reproduced for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems."

TIL that Jeopardy! has an AI-related disclaimer in its closing credits now.

For a show where authentic knowledge in the heads of people and not machines means something (and, for that matter, clues/answers written by people and not machines), it's a welcome move.

In the episode where Homer adopts a pet lobster it is called Mr Pinchy. In the European French version of The Simpsons, Mr Pinchy is instead called Homard Simpson (homard means lobster in French)

The yin to the yang of Abdullah the Butcher's House of Ribs and Chinese Food.

I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦