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Graham Goring

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Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market. (Banner by ptoing)

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Tempus Fugit, amiright?

02.02.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm beginning to think that 8 years old might've been a little young to introduce my son to Bert Fegg's Nasty Book for Boys and Girls...

02.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So weird to learn about this game via a YouTube trailer instead of a tie-in strip in the Meg...

01.02.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a limey, I wish it was Paddington in that picture.

24.01.2026 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away

24.01.2026 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 830    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Does that cinema have a sideline in developing photos?

19.01.2026 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait to see this monster all your single-use items then sell all your skins on eBay. ;)

06.01.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read and very much enjoyed the one in the latest Prog. Is this officially part of the same continuity as TFOD then?

31.12.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went on a bit of a 3Riller bender recently and this one really stood out as a cut above. And now that I've complimented you, please tell me precisely when Fall of Deadworld will be back in the prog. ;)

30.12.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...posting a lovely trailer for Rogue Trooper...? :)

27.12.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait til you see how shit they were in TOS then. ;)

20.12.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All 31 #zombieskulltober doodles on one canvas (crappy gif version in comments)

09.11.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

30.10.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1336    ๐Ÿ” 423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

My dentist does it for large fillings on molars only. And, although there's probably no correlation, my dentist is *excellent*.

29.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So happy about this - I stumbled upon the original run via the Megazine floppy and it's easily in my top 5 non-Dreddverse strips. :)

04.10.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“ฃ ICY TOWER IS COMING BACK
Stoked to announce that we're making a brand new Icy Tower game, ready for the 25th anniversary next year!

Check out the trailer, spread the news, and wishlist on Steam :D
s.team/a/3014860

More in thread ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿงต

01.10.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 418    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

That's great ain't all, but where's the Spacehog remaster, eh? ;)

02.10.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could say that this is the first time my work on a game has made a child cry, but I know for a fact that it's at least the third. Although, to my credit, my writing has only been the cause twice. The other time it was my level design.

30.09.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of the review's summary stating: The Announcers can be super harsh (my daughter cried)

A picture of the review's summary stating: The Announcers can be super harsh (my daughter cried)

It's really gratifying to see all the amazing reviews for LEGO Party this morning, but as its writer there's only one review comment that's burnt into my brain...

30.09.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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EARTH MUST DIE

Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE

Please RETWEET and WISHLIST

28.09.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 475    ๐Ÿ” 216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Technology Connections. God I love it. One video a month with a cranky Midwesterner explaining how some doohickey works and why it was good/bad.

20.09.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pixelart mockup scene made from a bunch of low colour modular rocks with a simple sky/cloud background.

A pixelart mockup scene made from a bunch of low colour modular rocks with a simple sky/cloud background.

Another mockup with some new and some old assets. The clouds are just doodled in for contrast/composition reasons. #pixelart #gamedev

17.09.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pixelart mockup with lush trees and some underbrush as well as a few rocks scattered in the background, made using a somewhat modular approach.

Pixelart mockup with lush trees and some underbrush as well as a few rocks scattered in the background, made using a somewhat modular approach.

Made some new tree assets for Phantom Island recently and just testing a bit with a small mockup. #pixelart #gamedev

12.09.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A sacrifice I was willing to make for the GREATER GOOD OF THE WHOLE WORLD.

11.09.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a fun writing job! Easily the most fun project I've written on despite every zoom meeting being at either 11pm or 7am. Bah!

11.09.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched a French production of Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds - OOOOOH LAAAA LAAAA!

10.09.2025 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

Itโ€™s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

06.09.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7647    ๐Ÿ” 1964    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

30.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11786    ๐Ÿ” 2142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
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1* did not wank the elephants.

Good Morning.

24.08.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 879    ๐Ÿ” 224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Awful news - during my recent return to 2000AD I've been reading through all of Judge Dredd from the beginning, and Dave's work was something I always loved soaking in. His and Ken Niemand's alt.Dredd strip Megatropolis is one of the all-time greats, due in large part to Dave's incredible artistry.

23.08.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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