scoliosis queen

you can always tell how cheap a snack is when they don't have blurbs on the back. blurbs make every snack tastier

always makes me sad when the subreddit for a band i love is completely dead

only americans get to experience the pleasure of being taxed for filing their taxes on money they were already taxed on and then being begged at to get taxed even more so we can tax ourselves better. this is all very taxing on my psyche

finally did my stupid taxes. my favorite part was turbotax trying to sell me turbo MAX every other page. what the fuck is turbo MAX. like you're not taxing me enough for using your service in the first place. just shut up and give me my money already what the hell

i can't believe after all this time this is the first time my w-2s were completely digital. wasn't this how we were supposed to start doing it like 20 years ago

wait what there's gonna be a new fucking blondie album this year !!

i get to go across the street for 3 hours tonight and leave my main station abandoned. winter schedule rules

keep forgetting to do my stupid taxes. it takes like 5 minutes these days why do i still act like i have to sit at the kitchen table for an hour and fill out physical forms

i've always been pro-tiny car but i gotta admit. maybe Big Suv is on to something after all

it's also really nice not being terrified of driving in the snow or having to mentally justify my suppressed jealousy of everyone else in big safe cars with big snow-ready tires

it's really nice having a car that just auto unlocks for me. not fumbling for my keys with my hands full of groceries is game changing

not gonna blow dry my hair because i don't feel like it even though it's 20° today

i can't believe i almost forgot got myself a snickers. god i'm so good to me

i had this weird dream

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

last day of this fucking 8 day work week. let's get this bullshit overwith

i do feel better today but i think it's just cuz i knew if i let myself feel Bad again it'd really suck. like i'm going totally insane from working every day but i literally don't have time to care about that atp

just when i start to miss bonnie a little bit i'm reminded that almost every crime now is committed in a stolen korean car

i had no idea how loud a good car stereo is. all my life i've always set the bass to max but now i'm really self conscious about it

sorry for not posting here like i said i would. currently, and unfortunately, he’s right. it all happens on X

if my shower water is a fraction of a degree short of scalding my entire year is ruined

just gonna stop for monsters & cigs & maybe a bag of chips because my week still ain't over yet omg yayyyy so much fun

does anyone know what damn vpn i should get. all the trendy youtuber sponsored ones look the same but i don't trust anything else

i am so hot and funny and perfect :)

top 10 human experiences is putting an even number of socks in the dryer and receiving an odd number in return

it's crazy how one little synth hook can transform a song

have u ever noticed that music is really good most of the time

my fingernails are falling apart but i'm not gonna worrry about that right now

hey they didn't block the way to the liquor store so i guess i can't complain

i love it when cops get bored & bring the whole squad out to block an intersection for literally no reason