Eric

I’ve been doing some thinking, and I’ve ultimately concluded that when we drive in your car I’m your baby

Did you really go to equinox if you didn’t see the hot bisexual cop from sense8

I just know a 6’3 twunk would heal me

Well yes

Tonight we drink for Jimmy Carter 🥜💔

Also your eyes are pretty

Me and my drinking buddy tn

Forcing my family to listen to Sabrina Carpenter (Christmas edition)

Wow didn’t realize the ttpd leaks came out that long ago

How do you all still have abs I’ve been eating nonstop since getting home to my Jewish mother

Posting to grid bc I look like a narcissist ever since the pics w my ex came down

Charlie Sheen filming two and a half men

Luigi outsold and it’s not close

do u think they had an intimacy coordinator

Sup

If you pull out shredded cheese to put on food and don’t gorge yourself on a fistful before putting it away I don’t trust you

My family is claiming to have never seen wicked

Kinda like being a twin, like you’re older than 20 and have a twin? grow up

I took a very good n*de last night fyi

Just got a “please fix” at 7:30am on a Saturday when my boss knows I am out of office until 2025…

Omg it actually came out, ily sza I promise I was never mad at you pookie

I think you really have a future here

Sza said tomorrow morning she just forgot to tell us that she’s in American Samoa for Christmas so it’s still 6am

More like find Christ Friday

!!!!

They’re in a likability PR blitz after Nick tweeted at Elon

There is no environment where the fagcent is more clockable than an airplane jetbridge, very homophobic acoustics

I’ve dreamed of days like this

Wow I can’t even imagine what I would say to the version of myself that watched those ladies wander through a bobblehead museum