They’d only need three new letters to get Dullard International Airport 🤔

The only thing he’s ever bought are little girls, porn stars and influence with other peoples money

Hey Mark you can’t come play in my pillow fort, so nerrr…

Hey Mark, you can’t come and play in my pillow fort so there!

We’re not as dumb as you look.

Adolf Littler

Well her husband sure as shit isn’t there and she won’t be, so there’s a bit of room saved 🤔

But he is a spineless wretch who will let his lickpsittle lackeys do the dirty work whilst he runs his mouth about how great he is. I pity those poor kids. Like letting them swim in an open sewer with a crocodile.

He’s more 5’5” than S.S.

If they’re going door to door, they aren’t stopping at the threshold. Warrant or not they’re going in. It’s just a matter of time.

It looks less like a war room and more like an old man taking a dump in hospital with curtains pulled round his bed with his idiot kids trying not to gag!

In Europe we knew this second term was gonna be shit. We were hoping that the US would just ‘implode’ and sort itsself out rather than ‘exploding’ and throwing shit and problems all over the globe. The orange child rapist with no impulse control is fucking things up for everybody, everywhere

The bastards understand the value of trying to keep everyone scared. It’s beyond despicable.

Those Epstein files are really beginning to loom, eh Donnie?
Operation “Another-fucking-distraction” is go!

He probably did something particularly disgusting at that particular event which is why he’s desperate to distance himself from it altogether… too close for (deranged) comfort.

Doesn’t say much for his ‘alpha male’ powerful business handshake, if his hand has all the structural integrity of an old rubber glove filled with gravy.

“It’s about whatever drifted across the rotting frontal cortex of my brain ten seconds ago. It’ll be about something else in five minutes and then it’ll be Bidens fault after that. Basicallly it’s whatever gives me airtime and keeps the narrative away from my being a massive pedofile.”

Well if you swim in the cesspool Marjory, you’re gonna bump into turds.

As a European, yes absolutely.
Two men! Two fucking egotistical, mentally unstable men are creating all this division and looming danger. Things would not be perfect without them… but they’d be considerably calmer.

Seems unnecessary as everything is fine and dandy. The silly old sod told the farmers they were going to make so much money it was going to be golden. Maybe when he told them to ‘have fun’ he meant ‘go bankrupt’ which presumably he thinks IS fun, as he does it with such regularity…

Just die you silly old fucker

FIFA IS ABOUT TO FAFO!

Papa don’t preach,
I’m in trouble deep…

Operation
‘Another F—-g Distraction’
is go

Rid Kock…

A pair of barely sentient mattress stains

He came at me with a ‘sub’

Machine gun?

No, a BLT

You had JFK, then RFK and now IDK !

As a Brit…
Fantastic. About fucking time!