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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

Paranoia is the mechanism that kept early humans safe from being eaten… so even if you are, at least you won’t be dinner!

I can’t think of a single good outcome that originates with facial recognition of any kind. It will always end up being abused.

I saw earlier that that YouTube feed had less than 14k views and the jackasses were SO PROUD of how big of a “win” it was.

May they choke on their own conceit.

Love a spicy Em!

Zero benefit to a closed primary for people, but tons for the party. It basically ensures that the least informed and most cultish voters choose your representation and quickly solidifies the party behind them as opposed to forcing people to know which candidate most closely aligns with their values

Well, the iPhone was introduced in 2007 and has been a surrogate parent ever since, so at least that long.

Not to blame iPhone specifically, but it is the most ubiquitous device.

Please please please please please PLEASE tell me that your manager responded in Spanish…

Idiot in a higher up position lacks enough basic self-awareness to understand that the very existence of the Tee Pu Say show was purely political (and racist; Definitely racist).

45 to 90 days?! Do they hear themselves?! Would they wait 90 days for you to decide whether you were going to make a payment? This is about whether you can afford to live!

Start barking up every damn tree. Call their corporate offices, your state’s AG (or equivalent), everyone. Shit’s ridiculous.

I wish everything she needs for her, and thank you for letting us know and being there! We love Cookie ‘round these parts! She’s truly one of the best!

I don’t use Discord, and I realize this is probably to comply with some jank ass “Internet safety” law (KOSA in the US and OSA in the UK) but this is exactly how every dystopian sci-fi world begins.

100%! I had my debit card skimmed: went to my credit union as soon as I realized it. They gave me back my entire balance provisionally on the spot, issued me a new card, put a fraud alert on the account and would call me for any transaction over a certain amount, and within 5 days it was restored.

Same! I gotta say it was mildly infuriating! So much good food just wasted. Though, I’m an idiot and mistook Marmite for jelly at breakfast bc they were next to each other 😖

They didn’t even eat the cheesecake because it wasn’t a sweetened block of cream cheese: it was light, fluffy, and delicious!

Growing up as “the chosen people” definitely fucks up your social skills, because you’re basically told you’re not allowed to have interactions with people unlike you UNLESS that interaction is to try to make them like you.

Reasons I love BSky, animals (social buffer), and “the Irish Goodbye”.

I went to Scotland and Ireland a few years ago as a chaperone for a group of HS kids and it blew my mind how many of them (and THEIR PARENTS) would ONLY eat McDonald’s while we were there. C’mon, I know you grew up in a cornfield but you flew 3700 miles to get here, try the damn food!

This is textbook “abusive relationship”. That’s how they talk to people they want to vote for them?

I blocked one tonight that invited me to watch the “All American halftime show”… but not before I responded to call them crybaby snowflakes.

I understood about 7% of the lyrics (I’m working on learning some Spanish this year), but understood 100% of the message. Never listened to him before, but I agree that’s one of the BEST halftime shows I’ve seen. The set dressing and staging was incredible, too!

AI-BOROS!!!

@charalanahzard.bsky.social is the type of journalist we need a gajillion more of in the world, and specifically the US. Well-researched, well-presented, and factual… maybe that’s how to actually speak Australian?

Was also disappointed in the lack of a direct message from them on such a huge stage with so many eyeballs…

Finding out that RATM is antifa is my favorite genre because it shows just how obtuse these types really are… what do you mean that it is LITERALLY spelled out for you and you STILL don’t get it? Do they have to hang a fascist in the town square for you, or what?

THEY WERE BETTING ON THE COLOR OF THE WINNING GATORADE! RI-FUCKING-DICULOUS!

I’m sorry this is the caliber of interaction with men that women are subjected to, but I would also love it if you stayed there to keep shitting on all the stupid things coming out of their mouths.

Side note: Somebody needs to check his hard drives!

Okay, but like, this would be AWESOME!

It’s the “real American” version! Between the washed up Kid Rock (who sings about loving underage girls) and the three carbon copy bro-country “stars”, it’s as white rice and boiled chicken as it gets! Brought to you by TeePoosa!

I’m specifically tuning into the SB halftime to make them cry more.

100%. The bird in Aggretsuko is the personal administrative assistant of the CEO… I didn’t realize they based her design on such an aptly named bird!

If someone responds to your criticism of online dependencies with "who doesn't have internet?", show 'em this. We can't repeat it enough: Your digital highway gets you nowhere, if the destination doesn't exist. Physical media is like having Disneyland in your backyard.

If you don’t say “Hoo. Woohoo! YAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!” every time you wash with this…

Agreed! You also have to share their definition of “art”. Prompting a machine 100 times to get a result that’s “close enough” to what you want by compositing images others ACTUALLY created is what a security engineer might call “a brute force attack”.

It’s neither art nor democracy. It’s theft.

Digital illustration of a lavish interior and an older gentleman posing for a mural. While the model is old and hunched over, the clothes too big for him, with servants around him holding various props, his portrait shows a strapping younger man posing with a sword.

A digital illustration of a character and her skeletal mount, half-heron, half-fox. The character, a priestess of the Guild of Mists, is in the middle of the sacred, pre-hunt rites. She's holding a holy amulet and a smoking censer. They're both in a misty marsh, the skeletal remains of past hunts at their feet.

Left : Cover illustration for "Out of True" by Rien Gray. Two hands are holding onto a disintegrating sword, a dark forest in the background. Right : A digital illustration of hands clutching a sword, surrounded by vegetation. One of the hands has a stylized dragon tattoo on the wrist.

A digital illustration of a human lower jawbone and a pink rose surrounded by flames and ghostly roses. Inspired by the book The Waste Lands by Stephen King.

Today's my birthday! 🎉 I spend my time painting silly pictures, it would mean a lot if you could share them!

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a man wearing a suit and tie is adjusting his tie . Alt: A man wearing a suit and tie adjusts his lapel and then tents his fingers in front of him. He then gestures with them as if to say, “that’s the way it is”.

“We didn’t say WHICH part of your time would be here!”

If you thought letting ICE use their parking lots as “staging areas” while ICE kidnapped and beat their employees was bad, Target has also commodified second-hand embarrassment for Black History Month.