Traxy

So the President's official spokesperson is cutting WWE promos now. Great.

I've seen grapes with thicker skins than Stephen A Smith.

...were people coming away from that movie thinking Lester Burnham was aspirational?

Casually horrifying and devoid of all humanity.

I didn't know they had a Cartier section at Toys R Us.

I remember stealing wine from a friend's parents liquor collection, then boiling it with sugar to try and reverse engineer it into alcoholic grape juice.

Didn't work, tasted awful, drank it anyway.

Good lord, he won five straight games where he didn't complete more than ten passes. That's gotta be some kind of bizarro record.

The Pats are going to cruise to the #1 seed and get absolutely demolished at home in the Divisional round.

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So it was a huge problem for the Democrats that merits an investigation...but also, it's a giant hoax...and we should stop talking about it.

Got it.

Having an elite defense is making Payton more OK with giving the ball up in those situations.

Same here. Saves a ton of time.

Out of Philly's 8 wins, 5 of them are @KC, home against the Rams, @TB, @GB and home against Detroit. They are also getting the absolute best effort of every team they play, and are still grinding out wins.

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I'll take it.

Wooooow did Philly get away with one there. That's an awful call.

This season is Jordan Davis's coming out party. He's been incredible.

Davis and Carter are both game wreckers.

Eagles playing in back-to-back unwatchable prime time games.

Man, the Broncos have a ton of lives. Having an elite defense and an offense that does just enough and doesn't turn the ball over can win you a lot of games.

Misery is amazing.

Stand By Me, Shawshank, The Green Mile, Dr Sleep, all great as well.

Ah, the coveted "Phantom of the Opera" endorsement.

•Megyn Kelly—Raping a 15-year-old isn't really rape
•Matt Gaetz—Raped homeless 17-year-old
•SC Judge Gosnell—Caught with child pornography
•OK Judge Worthington—Freed Jesse Butler despite video of him raping 2 teen girls

But let’s fear Trans folks & Immigrants?🧐Every MAGA Accusation Is A Confession

Eric Lindros collapsing his lung after getting hammered and falling through a hotel room table.

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The crossed eyes was just...

And of course, Ghislaine Maxwell will be granted clemency for her brave decision to testify against the true villains of this story...

"It's all a hoax! Also, it was all these other guys faults, not mine!"

Imagine the apoplectic fits the GOP would have gotten themselves into if this was Clinton in 1998.

Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.