Ali Shapiro

The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.

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this is objectively hilarious

A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.

LETS GO GIRLS 🚀🚀🚀

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

The funny thing is animals actually can suffer and we slaughter them by the billions but sure let’s have an existential panic over whether a software program screams when we turn it off

I could rip a phonebook in half omg

Colbert out. UFC in. Paramount is clear on its virtue signaling.

When you’ve got that big scarlet letter hanging around your neck…goes well with the “free speech” necklace tho

No one talk to me

She’s so important to me

Baller move tbh

Welcome to the Anxiety Economy, where safety sells and streaming is optional The Anxiety Economy is here: Americans are prioritizing tools that offer control, safety, and connection over traditional comforts.

Forget vibes-based investing. In the Anxiety Economy, it’s vibes-based budgeting. http://f-st.co/FlCC5WG

It’s a concentration camp and they plan on killing people there.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

I was summoned for Diddy trial jury duty AMA

I can't emphasize enough how ugly and pervasive and persistent the "Mamdani hates Jews" campaign was. I'm happy that so many Jews stood strong against that vileness. Maybe people will start to understand that we've had it with being treated as a paranoid, easily manipulated single-issue bloc.

Men who think they can get away with sexually abusing women can EAT SHIT

SEE YA CREEEEP

American Jews are sick & tired of being used as pawns in your cynical political games. We are overwhelmingly progressive & vote for candidates who want to make the world a better place. Just stop with your fake concern about antisemitism.

This is not deportation. This is kidnapping and human trafficking. Read this article. Don’t normalize this. Don’t look away.

Exciting! Congrats!

When you read about the slide from democracy to "competitive authoritarianism" in other countries, it's composed of things like this. No big, sudden breaches, the kind that might spark widespread resistance. Just crossing these little lines, one at a time, each one a seemingly small thing ...

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”

Doechii at the #BETAwards

I want to thank god

A major escalation of the ongoing weaponization of the federal government against institutions that are deemed insufficiently obedient.

This isn't about Harvard, specifically: This is an authoritarian regime weaponizing the state to force civil society institutions into submission.

Absolutely buzzin