Doug

Prices that have gone up under Donald Trump:

Eggs
Gas
Netflix

But don't worry, Donny wrote an order demanding prices come down. That'll do it!

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I know you guys should know this about me, but I wanna protect all my friends and based on everything I read today I think all hell’s gonna break loose. So I just want you to know you are safe with me.

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

Hero.

EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. 🔥🔥🔥

It’s Thursday…
Did you sing it?
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On with the fuckery, my friends. 🩵

All you need to know about the American healthcare system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to lay his hospital bills.

Carrie Underwood's next album is gonna be really weird.

And stopping notifications for every new follow..
I turned off notifications because it was overwhelming. Also ditto on the sports notifications.

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Ah, the faces of traitors.

@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social after your cowardice, I will never watch your show

You'll never catch me referring to trump as "president-elect" or even "President" trump.

It will always be Convicted Felon trump.
Nothing more.

Do you?

Trump is telling us that he’s going to fire hundreds of thousands, deport tens of millions, kick tens of millions off their healthcare & cut hundreds of millions in social programs and Ma and Pa MAGA STILL believe all of this shit is going to help them in some fucking way.

Narrator: it’s not.

It’s that easy to be Pro Choice.

In these times, we mustn’t forget who we are or be afraid to stand up for what’s right.

@bsky.app when will you add notifications from certain accounts

Another friendly reminder. Fools voting against their own interests doesn't make him decent or competent. And he will always be a convicted felon. #USDemocracy #USElection

History will judge Trump not on the color of his skin but on the content of his character. And the same is true for those who support him. Just like the world views German Nazis today.

JOIN THE BORG. BECOME PART OF THE HIVE MIND. SURRENDER INDEPENDENT THINKING AND ANALYSIS. BECOME A ZOMBIE.

Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today.

You’ll never believe what I did next:

I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.