Jake

when that vorpal blade goes snicker-snack 😩😩👌👌

arent we all, in a way

true

why not both

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Madigan, Weapons

OH THAT’S MOTHER

yeah that’s father

if he knew what he was doing, yeah

ugh ffs

she is obsessed with beans 😭

white leather pants is arguably gayer

this was a cultural reset

screenshot of Rosalía’s new song Reliquia which has thoroughly snatched my wig and is the most definitive evidence of the Divine Feminine yet to be captured by humankind

she’s operating on levels the human mind can only begin to comprehend 😌

one man case race vibes

I Sink, Therefore I Am: This Robot Wasn't Programmed For Existential Angst After a security robot drowned in a fountain in Washington, D.C., NPR's Scott Simon muses on robot suicide, and how long it will be until a robot has the capacity to question its own existence.

NPR did this better (and funnier) nearly a decade ago

bc classy and elegant 😌

im libbing out so hard

manifesting HARD

girl were you fingering Nutty Putty cave?? 😭

bro wtf 😭

ppl always bring their decorations out wayyy too early smh

oh!

does each nightstand have its own poppers 😭

well hold on now lemme grab my raincoat…

i almost blew away trying to get a slice like it’s roughhh out there

oh she kinda gagged u

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

saw Oh, Mary and wow what a moment

ur secret is safe with me and also the entire public bluesky platform

omg that is so crazy. remind me the @ so i can avoid…