Gedward

at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to find out jeffree star is somehow involved in this administration

Love a good fit pic, but wish there was a better way to clock the earrings.

Still in progress, but very happy with it so far 😊

Been too long since I last drew something 😅

THE MUSEUM GUARD IS SURPRISED WHEN HE GOES TO THE LOUNGE AND SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO RELAXING QUIETLY ON THE FLOOR, THEY TOOK THE LOUNGE SIGN SERIOUSLY.

SUNDAY MOOD

Will Psyduck pass his driving test??

How are you reverse aging???

ファンシー化「四神」
#ファンシー　#四神　#イラスト　
🐉🐢🐥🐅R8-09

I stubbornly refuse his olive branch of "some."

He says, "You know you'll break down and eat them eventually."

I vow to never eat another girl scout cookie in my life. I want to die.

This is the lime incident all over again, and I am in hell.

Gave my husband a link to buy cookies from trans girl scout troops.

Big box gets delivered, must be about 200 cookies. I'm feeling a sense of whimsy I've never had before. I want to live.

He comes home and tells me he thought I was getting my own and that those are all for him.

YouTube video by Kim Gordon Kim Gordon - "NOT TODAY" (Official Video)

This has been on repeat the last couple of days.

Sorta just forgot bluesky exists...

Completely underrated artist

Crime. You should do crimes.

All the bits that went with a bigger campaign, too: posters, multiple interviews, regional single releases with different b-sides and remixes... they got swifties sitting in the parking lot making their own merch out of hobby lobby beads.

Back cover of Beach Humper with a synopsis They Called Him The Sandman Frank loved the beach and would often go 'crazy style' on it - meaning he would hump it with great ferocity while families screamed and ran. Lifeguards would shout NO HUMPING THE BEACH as 'crazy style' evolved into 'insane style.' This went on until he was arrested. He was addicted to the game (beach humping) and his life was falling apart because of it. Then he got the ultimatum: enlist in a World War or go to prison for life. Frank learned to fly a plane, but every mission over water his plane would mysteriously crash and he'd end up on the beach humping & pumping the grains of time. His commanding officer would say, 'DO NOT deliberately crash your plane this time just so you can wash ashore and hump the beach, Frank!' And Frank would say, 'oh yeah, I would never do that, man. Twenty minutes later he'd be screaming that his plane had been hit, despite not engaging the enemy, then he'd climb out and jump into the ocean. His fellow soldiers would cry tears of freedom as they watched him pull himself ashore and go 'insane style' on the beach. He watched so many of his friends die while doing this. At the bottom of there is a real photo of soldiers in a boat with the caption: Frank's friends who died while he was humping

Vintage science fiction book cover featuring a giant, strange bat monster with his arms wide as two spacemen run away in fear. Title and copy read COME BE MY FRIEND Please come over I got a big TV and snacks.My house is fun and I am funny. Come on by. ZORGO THE RED author of Kissin' Myself

Honestly, amazing

Damn, got beaten to the relish jokes...

Use the papyrus font on the house numbers and ask your mom if she'd burn the edges just a lil.

Vintage book cover featuring a close up photograph of a woman’s eye in a hypnotizing gaze. Copy and title read Could I Borrow Four Thousand, Three Hundred, and Sixty-Seven Dollars? FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON "Reasons are like raisins - no one likes them." A CONVINCING NOVEL BY YORE FRENDE

really good book that everyone should read right now

ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

You go to the gym in jeans?? I fear that's demonic behavior.

ET puppet worn and ravaged by time

“hi do you have a minute to chat?”

me:

type display using concept versions for ‘mass transit mono’ in italic and bold. type reads: this station is… st. albans this is the train to… penn station the next station is… jamaica

type display using concept versions for ‘mass transit mono’ in bold italic. type reads: stand clear of the closing doors, please!

revisiting mass transit mono (wip)

Ghost in the Shell explores the theme of women who are butt naked, due to technology

Oh, no, but it does make me unconscious. BIG win.