Shitfund

Who gets David Sacks in the divorce?

"I have to ask as a fiduciary: "Maybe we're paying too much in fees?" It's like taking candy from a baby 😂

oh no the horror

Ouch

how many investors have beaten this?

21% CAGR for Nasdaq over the past 15 years

death, taxes and active funds hemorrhaging AUM

Hang on...multiverse?!

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BLK - $11.5T AUM, $161B Mkt Cap
TROW - $1.6T AUM, $27B Mkt Cap
BX - $1T AUM, $228B Mkt Cap
APO - $733B AUM $100B Mkt Cap
KKR - $625B AUM, $140B Mkt Cap

the "cost" in parentheses is a nice touch

Nice job Todd you paperhanded bitch

BlackRock Strikes $12 Billion Deal for HPS, Betting Big on Wall Street’s Hottest Market The all-stock acquisition would substantially boost BlackRock’s coveted private-asset pile.

“Combining public and private credit is the future of fixed income,” BlackRock Chief Financial Officer Martin Small said in an interview. 😉
www.wsj.com/business/dea...

Also the screen names are shit. please fix @support.bsky.team

Best part of bluesky so far is seeing @nosunkcosts.bsky.social and @smtuffy.bsky.social posts again

not to mention that the FDIC tweaked the rules to make SVB depositers instantly whole, saving the entire tech ecosystem in the process. a bank run that was exacerbated, no less, by the people now pointing at the finger at the dems for not being "nice" to tech

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"I believe there will still be things that will be supply constrained like tickets, property locations, or vacation spots"

Ok let's see if this works