> @johncusack.bsky.social
05.02.2026 02:58 β π 2985 π 807 π¬ 40 π 23@pppgrifter.bsky.social
Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the peopleβs republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. π§π§π§ Go padres go broncos (we suck againβ¦but maybe not!)
> @johncusack.bsky.social
05.02.2026 02:58 β π 2985 π 807 π¬ 40 π 23Iβd unplug his life support just because
05.02.2026 02:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whoever said "I'd unplug his life support machine to charge my phone" wasn't wrong ππΊπΈπ₯
05.02.2026 02:28 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Boo hoo
Hey Elon, no one feels sorry for you. You should do us all a favor and take a bath with a toaster
05.02.2026 02:16 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is beyond outrageous. Need post-lockup price discovery at an absolute minimum. They know itβs the only thing keeping Tesla from being 90% lower right now. Disgusting.
05.02.2026 01:14 β π 58 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0I guess I was just stating the obvious π€·
05.02.2026 00:47 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A nation of bagholders
05.02.2026 00:34 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0We all see this for what it is right?
05.02.2026 00:32 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.
Itβs been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.
βICE GTFO OF MNβ
Minneapolis February 4, 2026
sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
04.02.2026 22:12 β π 2003 π 307 π¬ 19 π 7Getting arrested after getting his ass beat
04.02.2026 22:24 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SAYLOR ISSUES WARNING TO BITCOIN COMMUNITY: "IF BITCOIN WENT TO $10 MILLION DOLLARS TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'D FEEL."
now thatβs cope
04.02.2026 21:04 β π 71 π 5 π¬ 18 π 3It feels nice not to be overlevered on magic internet money
04.02.2026 22:07 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This guy needs to go to jail for a long time
04.02.2026 22:04 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm having Gemini teach me how to use Claude code. This is wild
04.02.2026 19:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My goal is to automate my job so I can kick back and relax
04.02.2026 19:47 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Playing around with Claude code today. Letβs see what we can break
04.02.2026 19:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Even the WSJ does sports
04.02.2026 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sucks to suck
04.02.2026 17:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These fucking bagholders. The worst part is theyβll probably get bailed out.
I should run for office and my sole position will be making sure crypto goes to zero so these dorks fuck off
βI know what I haveβ has top be top 5 bagholder quotes
04.02.2026 15:42 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Iβd vote for her
04.02.2026 17:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. Karma
04.02.2026 17:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β pen ink freezes β by headlamp.
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
04.02.2026 17:07 β π 20686 π 6572 π¬ 530 π 385Disgusting.
Oh well, gotta get the bag
Hereβs me trying to create my own RPG
04.02.2026 15:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Am I insane or did I just hear Donald Trump jr pitch gold on a radio ad. What the fuck
04.02.2026 15:57 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Letβs be real here. The average person isnβt going to suddenly create their own video game using AI. Itβs going to be riddled with bugs.
04.02.2026 15:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0