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@pppgrifter.bsky.social

Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. πŸ”§πŸ”§πŸ”§ Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)

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> @johncusack.bsky.social

05.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2985    πŸ” 807    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 23

I’d unplug his life support just because

05.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever said "I'd unplug his life support machine to charge my phone" wasn't wrong πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯

05.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Boo hoo

Boo hoo

Hey Elon, no one feels sorry for you. You should do us all a favor and take a bath with a toaster

05.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is beyond outrageous. Need post-lockup price discovery at an absolute minimum. They know it’s the only thing keeping Tesla from being 90% lower right now. Disgusting.

05.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I was just stating the obvious 🀷

05.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A nation of bagholders

05.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We all see this for what it is right?

05.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

β€œICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026

04.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7147    πŸ” 1912    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 89

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

04.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2003    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

Getting arrested after getting his ass beat

04.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
SAYLOR ISSUES WARNING TO BITCOIN COMMUNITY:
"IF BITCOIN WENT TO $10 MILLION DOLLARS
TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'D FEEL."

SAYLOR ISSUES WARNING TO BITCOIN COMMUNITY: "IF BITCOIN WENT TO $10 MILLION DOLLARS TOMORROW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'D FEEL."

now that’s cope

04.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

It feels nice not to be overlevered on magic internet money

04.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy needs to go to jail for a long time

04.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having Gemini teach me how to use Claude code. This is wild

04.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My goal is to automate my job so I can kick back and relax

04.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing around with Claude code today. Let’s see what we can break

04.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
04.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the WSJ does sports

04.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sucks to suck

04.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These fucking bagholders. The worst part is they’ll probably get bailed out.

I should run for office and my sole position will be making sure crypto goes to zero so these dorks fuck off

04.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI know what I have” has top be top 5 bagholder quotes

04.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d vote for her

04.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Karma

04.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13)
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lizzie johnson
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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lizzie johnson
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Jan 25
Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β€” pen ink freezes β€” by headlamp.

Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β€” pen ink freezes β€” by headlamp.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

04.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20686    πŸ” 6572    πŸ’¬ 530    πŸ“Œ 385

Disgusting.

Oh well, gotta get the bag

04.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s me trying to create my own RPG

04.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I insane or did I just hear Donald Trump jr pitch gold on a radio ad. What the fuck

04.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s be real here. The average person isn’t going to suddenly create their own video game using AI. It’s going to be riddled with bugs.

04.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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