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it can be said that much like the stanford prison experiment the lord of the flies was only effective due to its victims being affluent white boys. in this way i suppose the true monster is privilege and egotism

the titular lord of the flies. there is no monster more horrifying than the suspicion and envy that lives in the human heart and drives it to murder

This year I lost the only video I had of my grandmother speaking, and her house was torn down and now she’s truly dead. And that’s okay.

This isn’t them, it’ll never be them. You can’t capture the essence of someone’s soul with a 3 minute video.

Death is normal. It has to happen.

at least you didnt say reblog

remember this holiday season not to give any fucking money the people dressed in red ringing bells, giving what cash you have in your back pocket to somebody asking for it on the corner is a better use of your money

i cant believe youre actually making this a reality! ive been thinking about how cool this concept is ever since you first posted it

Perspective is everything

a stylized 3d render of me playing a guitar surrounded by computer screens displaying various odd images.

making art in the time of AI

lately i've been getting more questions (and occasionally downright accusations) of using AI in art and music. rest assured i have not and will never touch that garbage. thank you

A 1920s apartment building vestibule with wood doors, wood trim and a vintage tile floor with a colorful centerpiece and coordinating border.

No. 76 in our archive is from Forest Park, Illinois.

The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.

Unprecedentedly corrupt.

interesting chatter

Sketch like drawing of a couple of hands holding a mobile phone showing the picture of a white, elderly woman with seemingly calm expression. In the phone, a text above it says: “I have to warn you, per law: Family Simulacrums won’t be perfect copies with incomplete data. I suggest you let me access your systems’ audio and chat logs for an authentic, dynamic experience”. Below the picture, a caption says: “Trying to finish mum’s setup”.

Hello.

IMPORTANT

A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.

DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!

If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!

BE SAFE!!!

yayyy! hows the new place?

Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/

the style is immediately recognizable. there is no escaping their past

These companies see you as a fucking idiot who deserves zero integrity, purpose or even flavor in art, everything is just this homogenous “piss ghibli/new yorker editorial cartoon/vault boy” AI style forever and ever.

deeply depressing knowing that a fair number of christians would rather have hallucinated conversations with a literal false idol than just talk to their local preacher

is this dangan ronpa

what it says on the tin. Legs open, piercings under navel, nipple ones, ears and a choker. Dick is saying “hello”.

gonna be real, this is just a twink with jewelry and half out hog

In Super Mario 64, parts of Lethal Lava Land are actually made out of leather, which simply appears to be stone due to the low resolution of the textures.

I hope nondisabled people are listening to disabled people as we’ve discussed the mass hemorrhaging of accessible jobs, layoffs over accommodations and spike of tools used to screen out disabled employees in the past few years (which ends survival possibilities for us)

Why would I work my ass off to provide valuable goods and services to my community when I can become a trillionaire by scamming rubes

something something leopards eating faces

Family Has Strict No Smartphone Rule While Eating Dinner In Front Of TV

Family Has Strict No Smartphone Rule While Eating Dinner In Front Of TV
https://theonion.com/family-has-strict-no-smartphone-rule-while-eating-dinne-1819577215/

I don’t even understand why weed is illegal when the buzz is literally less intense than being drunk.

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning