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literally 4.5 records in various stages of cooking rn fuck my life i should just pick one and finish it

I am for sure onto something because they keep sending assassins after me who say I know too much. Like yay

What's the right outfit to communicate to the mechanic "I know there's a piece of my car missing but I can definitely drive normally"

I need to paint a "Landscape with Self-Portrait"

I'm a big believer in philosophy. Thinking about things and stuff

i see my reputation as an evil mastermind precedes me and has maybe decided this job interview before it's really begun

The concerts will continue until I bankrupt myself I guess but I would like people to be nice to me also... I do try very hard to be nice in return... I think

U know it's like if I find a way to put good in the world I'm gonna keep doing it bc that's most important but it would feel nice to do all this at huge personal cost and feel like ppl didn't fucking hate me in return for completely unknowable reasons u feel

I am low-key genuinely pretty lonely in Seattle after five years but I kinda know at this point I'm not enjoyed in a lot of spaces even if I don't really understand why. Am I really that unpleasant to be around I try very hard not to be

It's important that I keep the facade as intact as possible. We are acting together... This is an interactive play on the world wide web

I type a lot of long tweet threads here and then I delete them before I send them. For the benefit of you, my followers... I edited out this subplot...

Yayy!

Scientists have yet to determine if I'm very mean or very nice

i think it's kinda funny to show up to every rave in the same blazer type thing but i worry about how "person who wears blazers to rave things" comes off. but i literally do work like im actually there on business so!!! i think im allowed to be that person in that case

whatever

It's all about appearances in this town full of people who look at you

Putting it all in the microwave dangerous bowl and getting ready for the meal of a lifetime

The first time a baby falls asleep do you think that's really scary? Like oh fuck I'm getting the uncontrollable urge to close my eyes and destroy the whole world

I just had a technological breakthrough. Should I tell anyone

One of the most loved horror tropes is "wrong amount of people in mirror." Extra person? That's bad. Too few people? That's also no good.

As a child I was on the news for my ability to draw a perfect circle

Me: I live in an evil cloud and the back of my hand is a mirror
Cashier: That's great man but I see you true
Me: What shape am I
Cashier: Like this (forms a homonculous in his palm)
Me: How much
Cashier: That I can't say...

Once i saw a picture with words on it it was over for me

my parents trained me as a child when asked "where's your nose" to point to my right cheek. They'd ask me to identify other parts of my body before leading up to my nose (incorrectly identified). I've never recovered from this humiliation in the eyes of the professional class

apparently im the only person i know that types on phone keyboards with that swipe typing mechanism instead of idk thumb typing (never got it). Does this make me a pervert of some kind? Am i the sicko?

yes old video game design can be objectively better than new video games obsession with instant dopamine and create ultimately more rewarding experiences but also. I have like things to do i can't be waiting around on my dopamine hit i'm sleepy

getting really into an old video game and playing randomizers of it would be fun but also: i have no patience nowadays and old control schemes + minor frustrations drive me up a wall semi-frequently

actually what was i cooking on message 7. What if i just became a piano musician. I think i sorta already am but like what if we hard committed

my back catalogue on streaming/bandcamp/etc is exclusively composed of the releases i have where i can go back and listen to it and be like "eh that's actually decent huh"

These art pieces are by homomancer and @unibrawn.bsky.social, respectively.