Lush Ferocious

Lmaooo I did too
It just hits right

Thinking about posting this on Twitter then just walking away to play Zelda for the day.

I think they would lose most Cities Skylines challenges tbh. THAT BIG THICC STROAD 😂

It really is the passive aggressive stuff! Some of those ‘Nice White Lady Smiles™️’ border on aggressive aggressive tbh.

So tired of being stuck playing nice. When ww control peoples’ house/job/car it plays more like slow torture. It’s so intricately and explicitly - petty. And not the funny kind.

Go share more Black voices, more Black content, follow more Black folks especially within your own marginalizations (Disability, trans, etc.) because unless you actively try, you’ll fall back on systemic biases against Black folks.

Reminder

We got an @theonion.com article about the returned water levels yet?

Thinking something like: With Rising Waterline, Desert Townspeople Rejoice the Return of Water-wasting Activities

PARTY COAT

PARTY PANTS

I lack ambition but am practical. Leave it in there!

(Not forever obv)

Even went for the blingy charm, doing it right!

Do these orcas have a patreon

You are literally cute af

Get it together Jeremy.

One extra layer of dystopia here is that the company’s chief product officer encouraged the student who was falsely accused to provide feedback to the company so the company can improve their product.

Idk, honestly seems a little closer 👀

Did it hurt?
Yeah, when you fell from Heaven you beautiful little cloud 😍

You’re messed up for this - but mostly hilarious af

Can’t stand y’all

The Expectation vs The Reality

Bumping really hard into the counter at a coffee shop, to the point where a stack of to-go lids falls over. I push my Apple VR goggles up onto my forehead, betraying no embarrassment, and ask for the bathroom code.

I’d be interested to know the % since a lot of industries are in strike or on the edge of one.

General strike would be easier if people who know how to strike are leading.

In my hands is a signed launch day Xbox 360. Looking up, Bill Gates is smiling at me. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling.

I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 16 years. I put it back on.

I hug the Xbox 360. Everybody in Best Buy is smiling

Cant even make it 2 days into gay month without people misbehaving. Tf.

Saw this bit coming - too much trauma

Brown dog looking expectantly at handful of seaweed

Naming your dog Nori and then feeding her Nori and laughing about cannibalism 😍

Aardwolf poking it's head out the burrow. They are grayish with fairly big bat like ears and big eyes

Aardwolf running through the grass. They have a big bushy tail and vertical black stripes along their back

Aardwolf poking it's head out a hole

Aardwolf blep

Daily mammal fact:

This adorable species of hyena is the aardwolf. Unlike the other species in their family they mostly eat termites! They scoop them out with their long sticky tongue.

They live in big complex burrows as pairs with their offspring.

📷 Eric Meisdjorf, Joe Tomoleoni, NatGeo (x2)

View shows a big beautiful open field of bluebells and the lake in the distance, surrounded by high fells

Last of the Bluebells at Buttermere, England! 💙 Love the traditional names for them too: Bell bottle, Cuckoo’s Boots, Lady’s Nightcap and Witches’ Thimbles! ✨