Sam Schultz-Walsh

guy who cares about pitcher win/loss records: yeah but he’s on the hook for the loss right now

asked will smith to hit a home run straight to me and he nearly delivered 😭😭😭😭😭

but how will i know if Kershaw is any good if he doesn’t get the win???

I could see Ken’s tie and tell you if I’ve seen the episode

turkey, bacon, and avocado with tarragon pesto from Larry’s in East Village San Diego. they closed :( the pickles were sooooo good

how are they not recognizing ANY of the questions??

this book is so good and so funny please read it

Miller has an 18.00 ERA and a 39% strikeout rate right now

Sutter Health Park is simply not built for this lol. Cameramen are cordoned off in tiny blocks on the concourse. It's impossible to move around 30 minutes before first pitch. The team store is a walk in closet with a long line just to enter. The beer selection is ass. Whew. G'luck #athletics

elite hair matchup

why are the cubs, the home team, wearing their road jerseys?

30 going on 13 🎉 🎂

they’re the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

me showing my insta followers my plants

y’all doing this trend over here or am i doing a “ma’am this is a wendy’s” faux pas

i’ll never let this bit go. plus i haven’t had a tattoo this year so this is what you get.

sorry but new trampstamp idea

students should be writing DBQs about the note in AP U.S. history imo

we were so young and naive

oh true. i do have those. i want 2011 tumblr back lmao

not us, though. couple of extremely cultured people over here.

like…i don’t come here cause everyone is just reposting the bad news!! im locked out of the nazi website where the good memes are. instagram is full of shit. i may have to start my tumblr back up.

i never stop thinking about the note. i should have been able to recite this instead of the preamble for credit in school.

hey is there anywhere to go online anymore that isn’t horrible and awful and doesn’t make me feel worse? club penguin is gone and everywhere else has bad news after bad news after bad news :)

uhhh yeah people are actually waiting to read this, dumbass 😭😭😭

i love when libby tells me “two people are waiting” on one of my loans cause like i waited too the fuck???

burned my tongue :)

eli to the rescue: “A warm fragrance with notes of cedar, jasmine, coffee, sumptuous vanilla, orange blossom and patchouli”